Whoever thought Chun Li would serve the shemale fetish crowd? Beyond that, who expected she would be stuffing dildos into her stretched vagina and asshole while having beads stuffed down her pisshole and into her nipples. That's right, right in her nipples.

All while she sucks her own dick.

What the hell? Just, what the hell?

Happy Halloween, dear MSFTs!

Another Halloween and you're sitting at home by yourself, pulling your pud to weird porn? It's okay, I knew you'd be here. That's why I came prepared.


I can't read the signature and the site I found this on didn't give credit so if you are the artist or know the artist or can read that signature, let me know and I'll give credit where it's due.

Now, go dream of shoving Jackolanterns up a girl's cunt and leave me alone, you pervs; I have trick-or-treating to do.

You know, people go to really strange lengths to masturbate. I mean, we spend millions on porn and sex toys every year in the world.

And all this time you could have been getting sex toys completely free!

Apparently, to shit fetish people, shit is multipurpose. It not only goes into a toilet bowel, gets eaten or squishes in your pants (seriously, what is wrong with these shit fetish people?), it can be used to masturbate.

And now, an important update from the Mystery Sex Fetish Theater owner.

I'm sorry to say that I can't keep up with this blog as much as I used to. It's been a fun ride, but I'm not making any money off this blog at all to cover the cost of the time it takes me both to find pornography that is suitable and to post it up - being witty and sarcastic takes more time and thought than some believe.

Thank you to those who have followed me all this time and enjoyed the content I have provided. And never fear! I am not going anywhere. The site is not going anywhere and it will be updated with new content still. There will always be new, weird fetishes to laugh at - or as most of you nasty, perverts probably do, jerk off to.

I will now be updating the blog just once a week. There may be some weeks where I find a particularly heavy cache of strange-ness, but for the most part, once a week is all it will be. You will still get the same high-quality pithy remarks and sarcastic comments alongside the weird, creepy and fascinating fetishes, so don't worry about that.

Again, thank you to my loyal readers who have followed along here and who, I hope, will continue to do so despite the lower posting rate.

I may experiment with the site in order to try and get more out of the ads. If I make enough I would feel justified in continuing at the previous rate of posting. So if the site looks a little different do not be alarmed; there is nothing wrong.

And just because I know I cannot get your attention with text alone, here's some weird guro hentai for you:


I believe the authors name is Kotoe. All I have to say is, you sick, sick bastard. Now why the hell can't I stop staring at it?

The vagina boob is my favorite part.

Happy birthday MSFT,
You're really swell; it's okay.
Been a year to the day.
Take the night off, let's play.

Happy birthday Mystery Sex Fetish Theater! You're a year older, a year raunchier, a year more fucked up and hopefully there will be many more years of laughter, and insanely pricey therapist bills, to come.

When I was little I always loved the movie Aladdin: Return of Jafar. I loved Jafar. I thought he was one of the best bad guys in the world. Best yet, he was powerful.

Even as a kid I was drawn to power and that made Jafar sexy later in my life, especially as a genie.

Guess Jasmine got the memo that power is amazing.

It's just a photo but this is probably one of my favorite Disney sex cartoons I've ever seen. It's classy and amazingly well-drawn.

I rate Japanese video games, especially those long RPGs, very closely with anime. And Final Fantasy was a big part of my childhood, just as much, if not more so, than anime like Dragon Ball Z.

If you ever thought there was something gay going on between Seifer and Squall - like I did - then you were wrong. The abundance of gay fetish pics in the Final Fantasy world prove that; I have only seen a couple with Seifer and Squall together, whereas this pairing seems to be the most popular.

While we're on the subject of guro sex again, I have more photos! I know you're just thrilled, excited and possibly even squeamish all at the same time. If you're not feeling squeamish then get help, you sick, sick fucker! Penis guro is actually pretty tough to find, but I did come across this lovely photo while doing a search for cartoon doctor. This is why safe search is so, so important.

But since I've been traumatized, I'll return the favor.

Today's post isn't really a weird fetish, so much as I was just really creeped out by the fact that my boyfriend sent me this and said she looked like me. Upon seeing her face my initial reaction was, her hair is similar, but her face is totally different.

Then this chubby BBW stood up and I was floored. This chick has my body! Well, except for how hairy she is; I'm clean-shaven. And maybe the face is slightly similar. You be the judge. That's right, for a limited time only, you will get to see photos of me (not that anyone asked or probably cares).

I have found proof that the internet is for porn and always has been for porn. Even back in the old days before graphics, when computers and the internet were just scrolling text on a screen, people still made porn. It's in our genes to share our perverse ideas.

Of course, I have yet to find any ASCII art of fisting or anything, so at least scrolling text kept it relatively clean.

All I could think after he started with the bizarre anal speculuming was 'oh my God, that woman's peehole is huge!

Does that make me weird? Maybe it makes me jaded. Though you'd think after all those peehole play videos I've seen I wouldn't be affected by large urethras. Maybe it's because hers, along with her whole pussy, looks so dry. It makes me think of someone masturbating completely dry. Why would you do that?! It must hurt so bad!

And why does that fake doctor keep blowing air up her asshole and pussy? What kind of fake gyno exam is this!?

I'm still not sure if this BDSM clip is actually in real public or in a staged public setting, but I thought I'd give some tips for people who want to have sex in public legally. Yes, that's right, it is legal to have sex in public in some places. First up, let's talk about the UK.

Sorry it's been so long since my last post. The holiday season has seen me coming(cumming?) and going quite a bit and I just haven't had time for much else. I come baring Christmas spirit with me today and for the next few days though!

What do you mean spelling Santa in the special cum snow won't make him come...cum faster?

The faster you get here, Santa, the sooner I can put weird stuff like this away.

And this post will bring to a close the Predator Vs. Xenomorph sex series. I think it's obvious who the winner is, but let me know in the comments who you think dominated the field. Was it the xenomorph sex for mutilating women and men alike or the Predators for raping each other and .... well this.

Unlike Xenomorph sex, Predators will actually have sex with their own kind. Just check out this loving couple. Okay, maybe they're not so loving and she's about to rape him. Whatever.

The fourth installment in the Predator Vs. Xenomorph sex series. Only one to go so I hope you're rooting for a winner.

The third installment of the Predator Vs. Xenomorph sex series. And we ain't done with the xenomorph sex yet!

There's no proof that this guy is about to get his asshole raped and ripped open other than the comment added to the bottom, which makes it look fittingly like a demotivational poster - I'd be demotivated if a xenomorph were about to rape me.

The second photo in the Predator Vs. Xenomorph sex series.

When the eggs from those vagina bursters hatch, this is what you get. A very horny xenomorph looking for sex.

This woman doesn't look nearly frightened enough to be having sex with a xenomorph. I mean, she has that one arm out like she's trying to get away, but she doesn't really look like she's trying.

This is the first part of the Predator Vs. Xenomorph sex series.

Technically these are facehuggers failing to find the proper hole - or at least most of them are failing, two did find the throat just fine - but just think, once those eggs hatch into chest bursters it's going to be a serious case of guro hentai for these poor raped toons.

While we're on the subject of stomach inflation and weird hentai with stomach bulging, I have to show everyone this Billy & Mandy porn by a very talented artist named Wagner.

Talking about human toilets always makes me think of tentacle monsters. I mean, how often do they actually look like they're cumming? They usually just look like they're jettisoning a bunch of piss all over you, because let's face it, no man or monster can probably produce enough cum to inflate you and make you puke it out - especially since that's physically impossible.

This picture demonstrates exactly what I'm talking about in case you've never had the 'pleasure' of viewing, and laughing at, belly bulging and stomach inflation.