I have no Earthly idea what the fuck is going on in this or why he just limp-dick humped this other dude's ass, but it did remind me of Tekken. Porn of Tekken? Live action Tekken porn no less?! If it were Paul Phoenix I might be able to get into it.

Okay, I finally found a finger fetish video that made me giggle. Someone explain what is up with the drool fetish factor in this one? Does someone get turned on by Down's Syndrome levels of drool all over the place?

Okay, so I got a request for some finger fetish stuff and though this one isn't quite humorous to me, I thought I'd give him what he asked for - and as a sorry for accidentally deleting one of his comments (so sorry).

I know I haven't been updating like I should, but my New Year's resolution is to get way ahead schedule on this blog so even when life gets in the way, I don't have to worry about you not having updates to laugh at and spank to.

So this is my Christmas present to you all. Nothing weird about it, except how much she probably spent on that costume, but it will definitely put some of you in the holiday cheer.