My New Pink Button vaginal coloring

I found the strangest product a few weeks ago and decided to give it a try. This product claims to give you a healthy, pinker pussy. You know, just in case your pussy isn't really the appropriate color or looks sickly - you gotta cover up those STDs somehow.

The product is My New Pink Button and it's a dye for your pussy.

Get your girl a new pussy color once you teach your girlfriend to squirt.

Teach Your Girlfriend to Squirt

Personally, I'm not sure why you'd want to squirt, especially if it's a waterfall from squirting sluts, but to each their own. I would hate to have to wash and dry my sheets, wash and dry the table, the couch or anything else I decided to have sex or masturbate on top of. Seriously, that I only get myself messy is what makes me better than men during masturbation. I use some toilet paper to wipe myself afterward and that's it.

But, if for some strange reason, you want to teach your girlfriend to squirt and your girlfriend wants to squirt, this is your how to guide.

Two Squirting Sluts

This video features two squirting sluts. One woman masturbates over the face of another until she squirts on her and the other masturbates while lapping up the juices of her friend.

Staged Lesbian Feet XXX Rape

The lesbian version of feet XXX rape. Of course, this one was all staged and everyone involved was aware it was happening.

Sleeping Fetish and Finger Sucking

I realized why the foot rape video bothered me so much so I thought I'd share my story with everyone. I mentioned before in this XXX foot massage video how I had my finger's sucked while on a Grey Hound bus and so I'm going to recount the tale. Just as the foot rape fetish guy gets off while girls are sleeping, so did the guy on the bus.

Maybe this is all about a sleeping fetish.

Feet XXX Rape

You know, it's one thing to lick and suck on feet and toes when the receiver is awake, like the guy from this other feet XXX video, but this guy takes the cake. He gets women drunk - or drugs them with Ambien - at parties at his house, offers them a place to pass out and while they're passed out he goes into the room and diddles their feet.

Eating a Girl and Cooking Her Too

If you are into guro, but not really into the necrophiliac's fun then you can try this method to choose the best girl and eat her.

CHOOSING THE BEST GIRL

by Sam

Choosing the best girls for your larder is a rather complicated matter. First you must decide what recipe the girl will be used for, then the choices can be narrowed. Then you must prepare the body based on the use to be made of the meat. Different recipes and different cooking methods determine the age, size, and preparation method.

I know most of you were told not to play with your food, but girlmeat is an exception to that rule. Before butchering, you should put her to good use. Sucking your cock is always great, but fucking her and then stuffing her cunt with your cum still inside her provides an interesting flavor addition to the stuffing mix. Also a well used cunt will be more muscular and therefore more meaty.

The best girls are between 14 and 20 years of age, with proportionately developed bodies. They should be neither fat nor skinny, except in special cases.

Breast sizes should be moderate. Breasts that are too large or that have been lactating will have large milk duct glands and a fair amount of fatty tissue and will not be the best tasting. Ideally breasts should be firm, with moderate sized nipples, and well rounded. Some people like puffy nipples if the girls is to be barbecued as these larger nipples can be sliced off early in the cooking process so that the girl can watch you eat her while she's still alive. Although somewhat tough and fatty these nipples are tasty when eaten rare, dripping with barbecue sauce.

Necrophiliacs Delight

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Guro Hentai and Snuff

Now, just to be clear, there really isn't a definition for what guro is and what guro isn't; it is only a shortening of gruesome so what's gruesome to one, may not be to another, obviously since some people whack off to guro hentai. Guro is usually pretty bloody though, or at least dead/dying things. Some people have even included coprophilia - that's a shit fetish - but everyone knows that people who jerk off in shit or while watching someone else shit, are way more fucked up than guro and snuff people.

In case the snuff and guro with men, furries and strange, strange movies aren't enough for you, I have collected a whole variety of female guro hentai just for your sick, fetish pleasure.

Maskhead Horror Snuff: Balloon Popping Fetish and More

Well if you're like me, you're getting a little tired of those anthro sex photos from the last week, so let's move on to something else.

I'm a big horror movie fan and after having watched everything Hollywood could churn out, anything noteworthy from the Brits and even some things from New Zealand, I started turning to B-rated horror movies - okay, maybe they're more like Q-rated horror movies - to get my horror movie fix.

Sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised at the quality of these movies.

Sometimes I'm not.

And sometimes, I'm shocked at how people try to make horror porno films, but can't get anyone to take off their clothes so they just classify it as horror. This movie is something like that. It's called Maskhead and there is no discernible plot to the entire movie.

What it does have, is a lot of really weird fetishes. It's like someone watched every video, photo and article I ever posted, added a Plasterhead style killer and tried to make a sick, fetish video. ...only none of the actors wanted to get naked after reading how shitty the script was.

What you end up with, is this train wreck of a balloon fetish video with focus on the balloon popping fetish, food eating fetish, pissing fetishes, dog play fetishes, weird costumes like clowns and finally, snuff.

Anthro Sex Snuff

Just to prove one of my previous statements about how 'if it exists, furries are into it', here is a guro hentai - the anime version of snuff films, though they aren't always dead in guro - scene just for you anthro sex lovers.

Sexy Anthro Dinosaurs

When anthro horses aren't hung enough, when even sexy anthro whales are too small, become a sexy anthro dinosaur.

Sexy Anthro Whale

When being hung like a sexy anthro horse just isn't enough, you could always turn to whale meat.

Sexy Anthro Horse

Anthropomorphic animals are what furries in fursuits wish they could be. Sexy anthro horses are what small-dicked furries wish they can be. Just check out this Arabian stud drawn by RogMinotaur. Who wouldn't wish they were that hung?

Sexy anthro horses, when normal dicks - and even yogurt shooting dildos - aren't enough.

Foot XXX Massage

.... wait, I take back what I said about the foot massage video yesterday. If it has to end like this, then I’m not interested. I had my fingers sucked once - while I was asleep on a Greyhound bus (that’ll teach me to sleep). It was the grossest feeling in the world. I can’t imagine the feeling of saliva squishing between my toes. EWWWW.

For the record, some of those toenails look fucking nasty. Also, I’ve licked some rough textured things before - and if you try to say your feet aren't rough from calluses you're a damn liar and probably think your shit smells like roses. I can't imagine that feels good on your tongue, the licking a foot thing, not shit.



Are you a foot fetishist wishing I'd stop making snarky comments about ugly feet? Do you wish I'd just go away so you could jack off to pretty feet? Wish granted! Hit up the foot rape blog for everything foot related, and without me at all.

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