Hey, MSFTs! Back for another attempt at a birthday I see? Well, today the blog turns 2 years old and I wanted to try to celebrate with cake again.

I know it didn't go well the last few times. I mean there was the whole cake fucking fiasco then Harley Quinn put Batgirl on it and then a BBW obese nearly ate your whole hand, but this time I think I've got it down!

This cute blonde girl is just lighting the candles now. Come have some.