I thought I would start with something a little tame; pluhie sex. The only one who really feels violated is the one who watches. Rudolph the Rednosed plushie takes it up the ass for his gay lover in this plushie sex video.

Think Santa knows about what Rudolph does with his free time?

Why am I here?

Well, when two people care for each other…. Just kidding.

But actually I have sat and stressed and thought about how to start this whole thing. I finally determined I was going to just start with an explanation of some of the things that led me here. It was really all about my personal (mis?)adventures with weird sex fetishes. It all began years ago. Thank you, Internet, for breaking me so severely.

So what experiences could really lead someone to make a weird sex fetish blog? Well, when I was still a teenager I met a doctor (he was an intern who wanted to be a pediatrician) on the Internet who paid me to write sexy roleplays with him. That was all well and good, except the fetishes advanced from fairly tame to gag-inducing weird. I’ll talk all about Dr. Raul Barroso later and share some of that oh-so-sexy roleplay. How much do you know about your child’s doctor?

Next, well, really at the same time as the doctor, I became an online mistress. It is amazing what people will pay you just to tell them what to do to themselves while you ‘watch’ on cam or listen in a phone call. The money from this paid my way into college. I dropped it about a semester into my freshman year just because it all started getting a little too weird - when someone’s balls light on fire from a homemade electro wand, it’s a little too far out there.

Skipping a lot of time and a lot of weird crap that’s happened to me, I encountered hair fetishism. I encountered people who wanted to get off while washing, brushing or cutting my more than 3 feet of hair. There were also those who got off on the idea of super long hair going to very short hair or even bald - just watching the hair go through such a great change was enough to get them off. I let these people pay for my videos and someone even paid for the hair that had been cut off.

Well, that seems like a suitable preamble to why I’m doing this. Now, for what exactly I’m going to do.

I’m going to find videos, stories, pictures, etc. of weird sex fetishes. Pretty simple concept. Enjoy my Mystery Sex Fetish Theater (MSFT).