Virgin? No Way!

As promised last week, I thought I would give you a break from all the vagina massaging and show a few cock shots. So here you go!

Is she a virgin? Yeah, I seriously doubt it. Is she on the rag? Most definitely!

I guess if you have a serious blood fetish this might do it for you. Me, personally, it put me off having sex while I'm on my period, that's for sure.

This is almost like penis guro or something in real life. It's like the skin is being stripped off of his dick and he's slowly bleeding out. Funny story about that; my dad said that happened to him the first time he screwed my mom (yeah, I know way more about my parents than I should).

Tantra Nude Massages

Wait, more yoni tantra massage? This just seems unfair! Why aren't any cocks getting massaged?!

In due time, young grasshopper, in due time.

Also, I have been doing research for a book I am writing and it involves a great deal of tantra. The yoni tantra massage was the first thing I introduced. I've expanded my video finds so there will be more tantrasex and nude massages to come.

Yoni Tantra Massage

Today we're going to take a look at the Indian culture and the practice of tantra. This video is not an exact replica of the yoni tantra massage experience, but it is a very interesting modern take on it. (In case you couldn't tell by my tone, I really don't find this to be weird; I do, however, find it very interesting and think others might enjoy it, too).

What's weird is, I discovered this yoni massage is somehow related to the ball stretching massage I was so absolutely confused by a few months ago. That's right, massage her vagina, she'll pull on your nuts in return. Just like a woman!

Yogurt and Yeast Infections

Is this a pumped pussy? Is it a cream pie? Is that yogurt? Is it just a really nasty yeast infection?

Is this the vagina that inspired the movies Teeth and Penetration Angst?

I don't know what this thing is, but it's freaky and it made me cringe each time more white gunk fell out of her swollen cunt.

Whatever it is, I don't recommend putting your dick in there, or even a sex toy. That things looks seriously infected and, if you weren't aware, men can get yeast infections. At least it's not falling out like this sexy, sexy prolapse though.

An Important Update about Mystery Sex Fetish Theater

And now, an important update from the Mystery Sex Fetish Theater owner.

I'm sorry to say that I can't keep up with this blog as much as I used to. It's been a fun ride, but I'm not making any money off this blog at all to cover the cost of the time it takes me both to find pornography that is suitable and to post it up - being witty and sarcastic takes more time and thought than some believe.

Thank you to those who have followed me all this time and enjoyed the content I have provided. And never fear! I am not going anywhere. The site is not going anywhere and it will be updated with new content still. There will always be new, weird fetishes to laugh at - or as most of you nasty, perverts probably do, jerk off to.

I will now be updating the blog just once a week. There may be some weeks where I find a particularly heavy cache of strange-ness, but for the most part, once a week is all it will be. You will still get the same high-quality pithy remarks and sarcastic comments alongside the weird, creepy and fascinating fetishes, so don't worry about that.

Again, thank you to my loyal readers who have followed along here and who, I hope, will continue to do so despite the lower posting rate.

I may experiment with the site in order to try and get more out of the ads. If I make enough I would feel justified in continuing at the previous rate of posting. So if the site looks a little different do not be alarmed; there is nothing wrong.

And just because I know I cannot get your attention with text alone, here's some weird guro hentai for you:


I believe the authors name is Kotoe. All I have to say is, you sick, sick bastard. Now why the hell can't I stop staring at it?

The vagina boob is my favorite part.

Badly Animated XXX Toon Porn

A lol-worthy example of how not to do 3D animation, even when compared to other XXX toon porn.

If you will notice during the oral sex scene, the man is thrusting his cock into his bottom's forehead while at the same time shooting a fountain of cum - I mean it, it actually looks like one of those water fountains - right through the guy's head.

It's okay, he got better. He might not be coming back after taking a penis into the base of his spine though. And no, I don't mean his ass. I mean he actually got stabbed in the lower back.

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