Foot Massage Fetish

There’s nothing really weird about this. It's just an 11 minute foot massage. Fetish, perhaps, but nothing kinky or sexual happens. The weirdest thing about it, is that it's on a porn site. That in itself may be weird, but not kinky.

I just wanted to say, I want to borrow this guy’s slave for a while. I would love an 11 minute foot massage. I want this erotic Japanese massage too, though I might be asleep before the good stuff.



Are you just coming back time and time again hoping for more foot related material? More feet XXX videos and foot massages and toe sucking? Well, get a life, you nasty perv! Or go check out the foot rape blog which caters, lovingly, to that particular fetish.

Massage Fetish Porn

I’m between too relaxed to move and horny. Quite a conundrum. At least she doesn’t squeal like this annoying schoolgirl massage recipient, making this massage a believable one.

Most of the massage is also accurate; they never massage the breast tissue directly, only the surrounding skin and muscles, they massage the stomach in the correct direction - right side to left side in a horse-shoe shape, the client is lifted to remove the robe instead of being asked to do so, enough massage oil is used without drowning her in it, etc.

Erotic Japanese Massage

Full school girl outfit during an erotic Japanese massage - white socks included. Even if massaging a Japanese school girl is your fetish, this girl probably squeaks way too much to enjoy and get yourself off to.

Is it just me or does the woman being massaged look absolutely horrified? I know she's acting and all, but really, she has that genuine 'what am I supposed to be doing?' horrified look on her face.

How to Catch HIV During a Guy Orgy

While an orgy in theory might sound fun - and maybe one with condoms could be - this little show should probably be re-titled, “You too can have and share HIV with five men.”

Zit Popping Makes Me Hot

To keep with the theme of hygiene I got started with prolapsed assholes and pissing inside pussies, today we're going to pop zits. Some people are incredibly turned on by the feel of puss rushing through the skin and bursting through the surface. Everyone has a fetish, for some people, that fetish is pimple popping.

Favorite zit fetish post from that site:

When TW and I were still an item, it seemed like there were several dynamics at work. When she wandered in the room and started going over my back, it was simultaneously soothing and a little bit scary, since she went after those blemishes on my back with a vengeance. It was certain I would suffer some pain. It was also certain that several "itchy spots" on my back would stop itching for the forseeable future. There was a good chance she'd draw blood. There was also an excellent chance that when she was done, she would be "in the mood" if I followed her from the room quickly enough after she was done. Since "in the mood" was an infrequent occurrence, I suppose this was a positive reinforcement for me to sit there and take it.

Just to get you off, here's a big, juicy zit.



This actually reminds me of yogurt cumshots from huge dicks. Are pimples phallic symbols? Maybe if they're big enough.

Piss in Pussy of Piss Drinker

Cunt pumps that make you look like you're prolapsing aren't enough on the weirdness scale. Make your girlfriend your human toilet fetish project by pissing in her pussy. At least this girl's cunt doesn't look like it's inside out, just really worn out.

To top it off, she gets to be a piss drinker, too.

Cunt Pumping Argument

This is supposedly a cunt pumping session, but that pussy looks more like a sexy prolapse, just less gooey. Just as disgusting though.

Are they really arguing about which parts have to be fattened up? That whole thing looks like it's been eating Cheese Puffs and playing WoW for a month; fattening it up more looks like a bad idea.

Prolapsed Asses are Sexy

Speaking of deformities and sex, your asshole isn't supposed to be inside out, is it? And if it falls out you should probably go to a doctor, or at the least try to push it back in, not play around with it like it's sexy.

I'm a little scared that thing is going to jump out and eat me. It kind of looks like one of those worms from Tremor - you know, the one that was hanging half out of the wall after smashing its head open.


Girl With Tail

This is moving a long way from ninjas fucking knights or Naruto porn, but omfg this girl has a freakin' tail! Is it just me or is that thing wagging?

Ninja Fap-Jutsu

This guy claims he's a sexy ninja but he looks more like he's wearing a really bad wrestling costume. Watch as he jerks off, just for you, in his ninja/lucha libre costume.

Naruto Porn

Want ninjas who fuck other ninjas instead of ninjas fucking knights? Or maybe it was the gay scenario for the ninja that bothered you? How about some Naruto porn?

Of course, you might get fined because I'm pretty sure all these characters are under 18. Oh well! You only live once!

Ninjas Versus Knights

A ninja fucks a knight in the ass. I think the pirates are going to lose the Pirates Vs. Ninjas batte now if they don’t have the knights on their side.

Underage Hentai Gains Fines

Cartoons are people too. Didn't you know? I'm sure those who get their rocks off watching hentai and other cartoon porn already know about this as it happened quite a few years ago, but I thought I'd tell the story for those who aren't aware - it really is a funny little story.

Batman and Joker Porn

...well it's not quite porn this time, but let's talk more comic book sex!

Who hasn't wanted to see Joker and Batman fall in love? Obviously all that animosity between them stems from a deep attraction that neither wants to admit to. We see this in comic books all the time and it usually manifests with violence: Sabretooth and Wolverine, for instance.

X-Men Hentai Super Orgy

Since I just recently covered some X-men porn and a Ben 10 orgy, let's look at an X-men orgy.

Ben 10 Guy Orgy

So while we're defiling some of my happy Disney memories with Disney porn, let's sex up some more modern cartoons. Ben 10, a show with an underage hero, makes for perfect porno fodder, right?

Someone thought Ben 10 sex was awesome.

Disney Sex Cartoons

X-Men and other grown up comic book heroes or even cartoon heroes who get themselves into adult situations - Family Guy, for instance - aren't all that strange as far as fetishes go. If cartoon sex gets your rocks off then those things are a pretty safe route.

But when the hell did we start defiling my childhood memories with Disney sex cartoons?

Well, might as well watch Jasmine get her cartoon pussy plowed.

Xmen Porn: Mystique is a Tranny

Can't get enough Xmen porn? Try this.


Let me introduce Sex Men by Sieren. A porno version of all your most favorite X-men characters. The original is in Portuguese, just so you know, but I have a few translated pages that I want to share. Mostly, I want to show you Mystique and Storm getting it on; did you know Storm has a serious sadism fetish?

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