A lol-worthy example of how not to do 3D animation, even when compared to other XXX toon porn.

If you will notice during the oral sex scene, the man is thrusting his cock into his bottom's forehead while at the same time shooting a fountain of cum - I mean it, it actually looks like one of those water fountains - right through the guy's head.

It's okay, he got better. He might not be coming back after taking a penis into the base of his spine though. And no, I don't mean his ass. I mean he actually got stabbed in the lower back.

I just had to come back to Massage Bait one more time. I found this video when I was looking through their content and it just left me scratching my head because during the regular part of the massage, this hairy bear has a raging boner.

My immediate thought was, "How do you handle that during a real massage?" It's bound to happen, right? (Yet another reason I am a proud owner of a vagina). So do you just lay there and pretend it's not happening? And as the massage therapist what do you do? Hopefully not spread massage oil all over it like in this massage fetish video, but hey, let me know!

I rate Japanese video games, especially those long RPGs, very closely with anime. And Final Fantasy was a big part of my childhood, just as much, if not more so, than anime like Dragon Ball Z.

If you ever thought there was something gay going on between Seifer and Squall - like I did - then you were wrong. The abundance of gay fetish pics in the Final Fantasy world prove that; I have only seen a couple with Seifer and Squall together, whereas this pairing seems to be the most popular.

While an orgy in theory might sound fun - and maybe one with condoms could be - this little show should probably be re-titled, “You too can have and share HIV with five men.”