It's that time again. You guessed it! It's our birthday. It's our birthday! Dance with me MSFTs!

Alright, last year's birthday, and the years before that, didn't go well. Apparently we're just inundated with fatties trying to eat our cake or dumb blondes taking a piss on it.

So true to my word last year, I have come up with PIE! And I mean the actual food not some play on words about fur pies or cream pies or anything like that. Banana cream pie. So, let's dig in.

I'll be the first to admit that this scene is pretty tame. This girl gets tricked out by her loving boyfriend - no, I really mean it, he's not acting like a backhanding pimp; they're both just really hungry - in order to buy food for the family. What really clinched it for me posting this here wasn't the prostitution aspect - because, let's face it, that's pretty damn tame compared to most of what goes on here - but the way she grabs his hand for comfort around 4 mins, 18 seconds.