It's that time again. You guessed it! It's our birthday. It's our birthday! Dance with me MSFTs!

Alright, last year's birthday, and the years before that, didn't go well. Apparently we're just inundated with fatties trying to eat our cake or dumb blondes taking a piss on it.

So true to my word last year, I have come up with PIE! And I mean the actual food not some play on words about fur pies or cream pies or anything like that. Banana cream pie. So, let's dig in.

No, wait, dude, get your feet away from.... what the hell?! Seriously, did you just... this is too much. That's it. I'm not giving any of you weirdos anymore junk food!