Happy birthday MSFT,
You're really swell; it's okay.
Been a year to the day.
Take the night off, let's play.

Happy birthday Mystery Sex Fetish Theater! You're a year older, a year raunchier, a year more fucked up and hopefully there will be many more years of laughter, and insanely pricey therapist bills, to come.


The concept of this is actually really interesting, and even inspired a story about Harley, Ivy and Batgirl that I might share at some point when I stop being lazy, but the art itself stinks.

Those abs are horribly rendered. The bullet holes have the same consistency as those candles - which I pretend means it actually is candle wax that Harley just squished onto her to keep the candles from leaking, because bullet holes are not sexy at all. The blood on Batgirl's face seems to defy the laws of gravity somehow, not to mention the fact that there's no obvious place it came from. Why are there only five candles? Is Joker turning five? Is it shorthand for fifty? And just a personal preference, fire crotch would have been appropriate; she is a natural redhead.

Keep trying Deberzer. Hell, maybe by now you've actually improved. I sure hope so.

Bye bye now.

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