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Well if you're like me, you're getting a little tired of those anthro sex photos from the last week, so let's move on to something else.
I'm a big horror movie fan and after having watched everything Hollywood could churn out, anything noteworthy from the Brits and even some things from New Zealand, I started turning to B-rated horror movies - okay, maybe they're more like Q-rated horror movies - to get my horror movie fix.
Sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised at the quality of these movies.
Sometimes I'm not.
And sometimes, I'm shocked at how people try to make horror porno films, but can't get anyone to take off their clothes so they just classify it as horror. This movie is something like that. It's called Maskhead and there is no discernible plot to the entire movie.
What it does have, is a lot of really weird fetishes. It's like someone watched every video, photo and article I ever posted, added a Plasterhead style killer and tried to make a sick, fetish video. ...only none of the actors wanted to get naked after reading how shitty the script was.
What you end up with, is this train wreck of a balloon fetish video with focus on the balloon popping fetish, food eating fetish, pissing fetishes, dog play fetishes, weird costumes like clowns and finally, snuff.
Oh, and let's not forget the very end where we have a weird rape fetish with pussy stretching. Our bad guy, Maskhead, inserts a 2X4 dildo with nails in it, into a woman's vagina. They actually show her vagina gushing blood - if you watch for nothing else, watch for that; it's a rip roaring good laugh.
I'm a big horror movie fan and after having watched everything Hollywood could churn out, anything noteworthy from the Brits and even some things from New Zealand, I started turning to B-rated horror movies - okay, maybe they're more like Q-rated horror movies - to get my horror movie fix.
Sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised at the quality of these movies.
Sometimes I'm not.
And sometimes, I'm shocked at how people try to make horror porno films, but can't get anyone to take off their clothes so they just classify it as horror. This movie is something like that. It's called Maskhead and there is no discernible plot to the entire movie.
What it does have, is a lot of really weird fetishes. It's like someone watched every video, photo and article I ever posted, added a Plasterhead style killer and tried to make a sick, fetish video. ...only none of the actors wanted to get naked after reading how shitty the script was.
What you end up with, is this train wreck of a balloon fetish video with focus on the balloon popping fetish, food eating fetish, pissing fetishes, dog play fetishes, weird costumes like clowns and finally, snuff.
Oh, and let's not forget the very end where we have a weird rape fetish with pussy stretching. Our bad guy, Maskhead, inserts a 2X4 dildo with nails in it, into a woman's vagina. They actually show her vagina gushing blood - if you watch for nothing else, watch for that; it's a rip roaring good laugh.
