.... wait, I take back what I said about the foot massage video yesterday. If it has to end like this, then I’m not interested. I had my fingers sucked once - while I was asleep on a Greyhound bus (that’ll teach me to sleep). It was the grossest feeling in the world. I can’t imagine the feeling of saliva squishing between my toes. EWWWW.

For the record, some of those toenails look fucking nasty. Also, I’ve licked some rough textured things before - and if you try to say your feet aren't rough from calluses you're a damn liar and probably think your shit smells like roses. I can't imagine that feels good on your tongue, the licking a foot thing, not shit.



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