You know, people go to really strange lengths to masturbate. I mean, we spend millions on porn and sex toys every year in the world.

And all this time you could have been getting sex toys completely free!

Apparently, to shit fetish people, shit is multipurpose. It not only goes into a toilet bowel, gets eaten or squishes in your pants (seriously, what is wrong with these shit fetish people?), it can be used to masturbate.


I'm really hoping this was fake. I mean seriously, ew.