Okay, okay, you fuckin' pervs! I knew just one measly photo wasn't going to tide you over all night, not while you're all hyped up on candy. So here. I went out and found a really slutty chick who is ready to fuck the sense right out of the headless horseman. Wait, can he have sense without a head?

Oh whatever, you don't care about logistics. Here. Get your jollies and your rocks off all in one.



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In hindsight, this is really actually kind of tame and boring. I mean, he's a dude with a pumpkin head. I guess it's hard to come up with freakier than I normally post though. This blog is like Halloween every day!