You know, when I see Disney cartoon sex I feel like my childhood is being raped - sometimes literally. For some reason, despite growing up with anime like Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon, I have never really been disturbed by cosplay and hentai of it.

And that is why I'm going to do a couple weeks of XXX toon porn! And we're kicking the series off with Sailor Moon cosplay sex. Those boots are seriously fail, and what the hell is wrong with that one guy's dick? I have never seen a dick curve that much. It looks painful... for him and her.

While we're on the subject of guro sex again, I have more photos! I know you're just thrilled, excited and possibly even squeamish all at the same time. If you're not feeling squeamish then get help, you sick, sick fucker! Penis guro is actually pretty tough to find, but I did come across this lovely photo while doing a search for cartoon doctor. This is why safe search is so, so important.

But since I've been traumatized, I'll return the favor.

Sadly, instead of the peace-bringing lesbian warfare, you're much more likely to get this kind of situation.

Even though this is a weird rape fetish, hostage scenario, it was interestingly unique right up until the guy uses the shotgun while it's inside the woman's ass.

I guess if you're into anal gaping stretching, this is your movie!

If only real war looked like this there might be more peace and 'love' and less shooting each other.

So, my declaration when I rule the world will be that all soldiers must be female and fight in see-through bikinis. Even if they don't end up having a lesbian orgy like this it'll be way more fun to watch, right?

Many men wish their blowup dolls were real women with properly placed mouths, vagina and assholes, but have you ever wished your girlfriend was a blowup doll instead? I know I sure have. If only she looked that good and her damn mouth would stop moving, unless it was sucking my cock... well except I don't have any blowup dolls, a girlfriend or a cock, but you get my point!

If you could have that, this is what it would look like.

So you've tried fucking in water, you've even tried fucking underwater, but you still aren't getting that ear-popping pressure in your penis that you want? Well, clearly the next logical step is to get some scuba gear, a willing participant (even if you pay her, she is still willing) and have sex while scuba diving.

I have trouble imagining this feels all that great. I tried masturbating in the bath once and I couldn't feel anything over the pressure of the water.

Fucking in water isn't all that great. So maybe fucking underwater would be fun? I don't see how. It looks really slow and boring and I can't imagine there's any force behind the thrusts.

Is it just me or does he constantly look like he's holding her down when she clearly wants to go up for air?

All I could think while trying to watch this video to see what it was all about was 'omg, my eyes!' and how badly I wished the product 'eye bleach' really existed. I pondered using real bleach on my eyes, but decided if I was to have a last vision it would not be that.

This fat, hairy bear has so much body fat who has, not one set of moobs, but TWO. That's two sets of man boobs! Just... ew.

At least he doesn't call himself big and beautiful like obese women do.

A really unattractive woman gives an ass and ball massage to a man. Is it bad that I actually thought this was a woman during the ass massage? It wasn't until suddenly those balls were pulled into the massage fetish video that I realized it was a man. And actually, at first I just stared at the excess skin going, "what the fuck is that?" She does some serious ball stretching on that poor guy. Who goes in for a massage like this and why?

And what the hell is all that stuff in the photo shot? Are those condoms and lube? What is that for in Thai massage? Someone please tell me!

This is a weird foot fetish video where a Mistress wants to have the biggest feet. What woman wants to have BIG feet? That’s so weird. The slave girl doesn’t really have pretty feet; the fact that she has cankles is pretty unattractive. And the mistress doesn’t look like she has size 9 feet.

Do you remember when I showed the Maskhead snuff movie? That movie was messed up, right? Like someone wanted to make porn, but didn't want to work with an actual porn agency for marketing so they just made a shitty horror movie instead.

Well, I come baring more treats very similar to the Maskhead snuff movie. Movies like this have a little bit of every fetish and a whole lot to laugh at. Let's begin by laughing at the writer/producer/director of today's movie titled "Slow Torture Puke Chamber". He has dubbed himself Lucifer Valentine - at least I assume his parents weren't insane enough to name their child Lucifer. You never know.

In the opening credits alone you get to watch fake cocks shoot fake blood all over a probably real stripper. Who could ask for more from a movie?

Have you ever wanted nipples that looked like an entire roll of quarters stacked on top of each other? ....no? Well, have you ever wanted to have sex with a woman who had nipples like that!? ....still no? Well, damn. How about laugh at a woman whose pumped nipples look like that? I'm onto something now, aren't I?

Good, good. Well, this video will show how to do nipple pumping and you can get a good laugh or a good jerk off, whichever. It's up to you.

Today's post isn't really a weird fetish, so much as I was just really creeped out by the fact that my boyfriend sent me this and said she looked like me. Upon seeing her face my initial reaction was, her hair is similar, but her face is totally different.

Then this chubby BBW stood up and I was floored. This chick has my body! Well, except for how hairy she is; I'm clean-shaven. And maybe the face is slightly similar. You be the judge. That's right, for a limited time only, you will get to see photos of me (not that anyone asked or probably cares).

I have found proof that the internet is for porn and always has been for porn. Even back in the old days before graphics, when computers and the internet were just scrolling text on a screen, people still made porn. It's in our genes to share our perverse ideas.

Of course, I have yet to find any ASCII art of fisting or anything, so at least scrolling text kept it relatively clean.

All I could think after he started with the bizarre anal speculuming was 'oh my God, that woman's peehole is huge!

Does that make me weird? Maybe it makes me jaded. Though you'd think after all those peehole play videos I've seen I wouldn't be affected by large urethras. Maybe it's because hers, along with her whole pussy, looks so dry. It makes me think of someone masturbating completely dry. Why would you do that?! It must hurt so bad!

And why does that fake doctor keep blowing air up her asshole and pussy? What kind of fake gyno exam is this!?

This porn freak, Marcella, takes two cucumbers up her cunt and one guy throwing his cock in the gaping hole alongside them. Poor guy. The cucumbers do not look like they are making her tight enough for it to feel good for him. He might as well just rub his dick on a cucumber and cum on it. It would feel the same.