All I could think while trying to watch this video to see what it was all about was 'omg, my eyes!' and how badly I wished the product 'eye bleach' really existed. I pondered using real bleach on my eyes, but decided if I was to have a last vision it would not be that.

This fat, hairy bear has so much body fat who has, not one set of moobs, but TWO. That's two sets of man boobs! Just... ew.

At least he doesn't call himself big and beautiful like obese women do.