A penny is a lot more than the average Joe will make for their dirty thoughts. Unless you’re actively producing or making pornography/erotica or running a sex hotline, then you are probably keeping your thoughts to yourself or sharing them with others for free.

Wouldn’t it be better to get paid for your filthy knowledge?

Here are some questions to get you started about a variety of fetishes. Know anything about any of these? Know anything about any of the other, millions of questions on WebAnswers.com, then give them an answer.

Do you remember when I showed the Maskhead snuff movie? That movie was messed up, right? Like someone wanted to make porn, but didn't want to work with an actual porn agency for marketing so they just made a shitty horror movie instead.

Well, I come baring more treats very similar to the Maskhead snuff movie. Movies like this have a little bit of every fetish and a whole lot to laugh at. Let's begin by laughing at the writer/producer/director of today's movie titled "Slow Torture Puke Chamber". He has dubbed himself Lucifer Valentine - at least I assume his parents weren't insane enough to name their child Lucifer. You never know.

In the opening credits alone you get to watch fake cocks shoot fake blood all over a probably real stripper. Who could ask for more from a movie?

I didn't feel much like finding any weird fetish sex pics, stories or videos today so I've opted to put together virtual Valentines gift baskets that you can present to your loved ones, friends, family, exes and enemies either for a good laugh or to suggest they entertain themselves in such a way.

First up is the use of chocolate as Valentines desserts:

Tits and a chocolate food fetish

If sex on the beach sounds a bit too... well let's just say you don't want to know some of the places you can find sand when you're done, then you might want to try having sex in a park. Yet another place where it's legal to have sex in public, Amsterdam.

What isn't legal in Amsterdam though?

I'm still not sure if this BDSM clip is actually in real public or in a staged public setting, but I thought I'd give some tips for people who want to have sex in public legally. Yes, that's right, it is legal to have sex in public in some places. First up, let's talk about the UK.

If you went through with getting female vaginal piercings like the super fisting video woman, and chose to use them like the orgasming cervix woman, then cleaning them is going to be of the utmost importance. Don't want to be catching any diseases from all those lubricants you're using... or other fluids that are probably filling in the scab-ridden holes - and I'm referring to the piercing hole, not your loose pussy.

Contrary to this subspacing, BDSM brutal piercing play, this is not how you actually get a female vaginal piercing. It's usually much faster and, sadly, there's not a vibrator involved. Maybe they should start adding that. While on the verge of orgasm they pierce you. You'd come down off the near-orgasm pretty fast, but the pain might be dulled.

Hm... it might make it worse too though since some people get so sensitive the closer they get. What a conundrum. Someone experiment with that for me and let me know how it works.

Do you want some female vaginal piercings like the woman doing this super fisting? Don't worry, the vaginal piercings won't make your asshole that loose, but if you get that many outer labia genital piercings it will probably make your pussy lips sag. If you want a female genital piercing, you have to decide where to get it first.

I realized why the foot rape video bothered me so much so I thought I'd share my story with everyone. I mentioned before in this XXX foot massage video how I had my finger's sucked while on a Grey Hound bus and so I'm going to recount the tale. Just as the foot rape fetish guy gets off while girls are sleeping, so did the guy on the bus.

Maybe this is all about a sleeping fetish.

If you are into guro, but not really into the necrophiliac's fun then you can try this method to choose the best girl and eat her.

CHOOSING THE BEST GIRL

by Sam

Choosing the best girls for your larder is a rather complicated matter. First you must decide what recipe the girl will be used for, then the choices can be narrowed. Then you must prepare the body based on the use to be made of the meat. Different recipes and different cooking methods determine the age, size, and preparation method.

I know most of you were told not to play with your food, but girlmeat is an exception to that rule. Before butchering, you should put her to good use. Sucking your cock is always great, but fucking her and then stuffing her cunt with your cum still inside her provides an interesting flavor addition to the stuffing mix. Also a well used cunt will be more muscular and therefore more meaty.

The best girls are between 14 and 20 years of age, with proportionately developed bodies. They should be neither fat nor skinny, except in special cases.

Breast sizes should be moderate. Breasts that are too large or that have been lactating will have large milk duct glands and a fair amount of fatty tissue and will not be the best tasting. Ideally breasts should be firm, with moderate sized nipples, and well rounded. Some people like puffy nipples if the girls is to be barbecued as these larger nipples can be sliced off early in the cooking process so that the girl can watch you eat her while she's still alive. Although somewhat tough and fatty these nipples are tasty when eaten rare, dripping with barbecue sauce.

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