These aren't really Valentines day balloons, I guess since they're all kinds of colors, but the soft, pastel colors make me think of Valentines Day anyway.

This girl is getting her introduction into the balloon looner fetish; Valentines Day balloon popping fetish for your lolling pleasure. Or if you're feeling daring today, go set up your own Valentines Day games in a bathtub full of balloons! Remember, even if they're latex, they don't protect from STDs, pregnancy or... anything really. You might even get a rash on your snatch.

...just sayin'.

Dress all pretty for Valentines Day, all those pretty, red balloons laying around and no man or Valentines desserts to be seen. Whatever shall a lonely girl and her... older MILF friend do?

Alternately, these women work at the balloon boutique. Pre-Valentines Day there aren't a lot of calls for balloons. It's a boring job. Whatever shall they do with themselves?

Well, obviously, create a balloon fetish video! Watch these two girls roll around with, pop and bounce on top of those Valentines Day balloons.

Which story did you prefer? I'm so thinking I need to make a porn based on one of those.

Well if you're like me, you're getting a little tired of those anthro sex photos from the last week, so let's move on to something else.

I'm a big horror movie fan and after having watched everything Hollywood could churn out, anything noteworthy from the Brits and even some things from New Zealand, I started turning to B-rated horror movies - okay, maybe they're more like Q-rated horror movies - to get my horror movie fix.

Sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised at the quality of these movies.

Sometimes I'm not.

And sometimes, I'm shocked at how people try to make horror porno films, but can't get anyone to take off their clothes so they just classify it as horror. This movie is something like that. It's called Maskhead and there is no discernible plot to the entire movie.

What it does have, is a lot of really weird fetishes. It's like someone watched every video, photo and article I ever posted, added a Plasterhead style killer and tried to make a sick, fetish video. ...only none of the actors wanted to get naked after reading how shitty the script was.

What you end up with, is this train wreck of a balloon fetish video with focus on the balloon popping fetish, food eating fetish, pissing fetishes, dog play fetishes, weird costumes like clowns and finally, snuff.

Did you, once upon a time, fear you were a pedophile because you got excited everytime you were at a children's party? Did you later discover it was not the snot-nosed children that were exciting you, but the smell of latex and the feel of electro-static prickling the hair on the back of your neck that got your cock standing on end - or pussy all gushing wet?