I promised you more videos of Goatse and here it is!

As if the ass stretched out big enough to have a head inserted wasn't freaky enough, this guy has a serious horse bestiality fetish! As do his viewers, as they are now requesting uploads of him fucking an actual stallion. Apparently these weirdos have never heard of Mr. Hands.... or they have and are trying to hurry Goatse's demise.

Whatever. Watch and laugh.

His costume is comical beyond belief, so this is definitely not going to be jerk material for you yiffy sex and fursuit fans out there, but the rest of us will definitely get a good laugh. If you record your excitement and then the letdown when you see what his costume looks like, I'd appreciate giggling over it.

What? Too mean? Fursuit sex fetish-ists and yiffy fags don't have feelings. Like hookers and strippers.

Now that I've possibly alienated those of you who think I'm serious, when he fingered her with that glove on, it made my vagina hurt for her.

This is a musical, pornographic rendition of Alice in Wonderland. Yes, musical version. And the singing is actually good; like someone put a lot of thought into these songs and the actors sing well. I kept forgetting this was a porno until some weird sex scene showed up, like getting licked dry by cat people. I want to do movies like this; I have never thought of being a porn actress - mostly just a stripper - but this movie and this director, who is obviously pure awesome, make me wanna do porn.

Men aren't the only one who love blowup dolls. But we've all seen a woman humping a squeaky male blowup doll and it's just not sexy in any way. Actually, this isn't the least bit sexy either, but it is way funnier than your typical blowup dolls videos.

So yesterday I featured cocks shooting huge cumshots of warm, plain yogurt. If you thought that was wild, check out this video.

Want to play dress-up and pretend with a real girl instead of a crossdressing plushie yiff-er? Check out these jungle girls. The girls fuck a monster ape cock - that is definitely not Curious George sex - or something… I’m not really sure what I just watched. Was there supposed to be some kind of pretend story there or was it just a random, really badly done forest? I really wasn't aware that men liked watching jungle women get ravaged by monster apes whose dicks are bigger than the girls' bodies; that's going to be a seriously stretched vagina. Learn something new every day.

This is something slightly beyond normal plushie sex - because that alone is just so normal, right? But animatronic ponies aren't really 'plush' and only kind of stuffed. I guess this is a category all its own. I'm just not sure what category that would be.