Today I want to introduce you to this weird product I found. It's an alternative for blowup dolls and plushies. When you have a plushie sex fetish and a blowup dolls fetish, this little sex toy is just what you need.

Women have a vegetable fetish so apparently guys have fruit fetishes.

One of the comments on this video says this is a ‘classic’ technique. WTF? Guys regularly waste fruit doing this? At least veggies are still edible after a girl uses them! - assuming she’s not diseased.

More watermelon fucking! After this video and the last one, watermelon will never just be a happy, summer day fruit again.

And I don’t think I can ever look at whipped cream in the same way either.

Close your eyes while watching this. It actually sounds like normal sex - well slightly squishy, but still mostly normal sex.

Open your eyes and … he’s fucking a watermelon. Yes, a watermelon. Women use vegetables in the ass and men use fruit.

Just a little expansion from yesterday’s unicorn plushie, diaper cross dresser: His explanation for how the toy was made -

just modified a plushie from the big-box-consumer-goods-store down the street with a needle, thread, scissors, and a little extra fabric to make the pocket in the back. then i put a "masterbater" in the pocket and put a strap-on dildo through another little hole i cut and sewed (so it woudn't tear). did it one saturday morning while watching cartoons ;)

Watching cartoons. Do you know your neighbors? Cuz this is a pedophile waiting to happen. I know I watch cartoons every Saturday morning, but you know, I don’t also pretend a unicorn plushie is a baby and breastfeed it before being fucked by it and fucking it in return. Just sayin’.

Need a better and easier to understand explanation for how to rig up your own sex toy plushie?  This how to modify a sex toy plushie article should have you covered.

Is animatronic horse fucking while wearing a fursuit head too normal for you? Then let's give this video a try.

This video is 24 minutes long so if you want the full effect, be ready for a sit-in. While we watch, let's count the number of fetishes this guy pulls off in just a 24 minute span.

So now that you know how to modify a sex plushie, where are you going to find the right equipment to make for a fun time? Well, that depends on if you're looking for a cock on your plushie or a pussy/asshole. Hell, you could even go for a mouth if you want to modify the mouth area. Get creative with these site suggestions for purchases!

For animal penises, whether realitic, fantasy or just plain weird looking, try Bad Dragon or Pink Cherry, commonly referred to just as Zeta Toys. Each site hosts a variety of realistic animal dildos ranging from dogs to dolphins, as well as fantasy creatures such as dragons and gryphons. Bad Dragon even has cores inserted into some of their larger sizes so that you can make the dildo cum right along with you. How's that for a fun ride with your plushie? Just find the dildo that fits your plushie species or find the one that you like the shape of most.

And what if you want a pussy or asshole for your plushie lover? Well, Bad Dragon also has a Fleshlight style dragoness pussy, but in truth, you'd probably be better off just buying a Fleshlight sleeve and placing that into the modified plushie. With all the variations of textures you're sure to find one you prefer. And hey, if you want a particular pussy lip shape you can try Fleshlight Girls' sleeves which are made based on a number of different porn stars. Personally, I think all those vaginas are seriously messed up; if I wanted a fantasy, I wouldn't want what looks to be gang bang wear and tear on the pussy lips. But to each their own. Maybe your plushie is a whore and you want her to know it.

A female sex plushie or a gay sex plushie just wouldn't seem right if s/he was only good for humping and rubbing on. Oh, you might enjoy that for a while, but soon, you'll want to actually fuck her/him - and videos like this gay plushie being fucked will only encourage you. Thankfully, modifications are easy if you have even a little sewing ability. Can you patch a torn shirt seam? Then you can modify your female or gay love doll.