Whoever thought Chun Li would serve the shemale fetish crowd? Beyond that, who expected she would be stuffing dildos into her stretched vagina and asshole while having beads stuffed down her pisshole and into her nipples. That's right, right in her nipples.

All while she sucks her own dick.

What the hell? Just, what the hell?

The whole Princess Knight hentai shows thing is apparently really popular, because there are entire batches of these things done. This is the third, and final episode, of the Himekishi Catue show. It's actually pretty weird throughout, this was just the one with an anthro dragon yiff scene which made me laugh so hard.

Once again we have the incest fetish covered as well as gushing cum fountains, stomach inflation, stretched vaginas and assholes, hentai monster sex and much, much more.

Something is really, really wrong with these hentai producers.

Learn how to prolapse your own asshole! You are taught how to get a prolapsed vagina if you so desire, too! Because what's sexier than getting a prolapse during sex?

Oh right, not having your vagina or asshole fall out during sex. Or maybe I'm just old-fashioned. Whatever. This tutorial made me laugh my ass off... out?

Oh and watch for the part where the woman sticks her nipple into the other woman's prolapsed vagina like she's fucking it. WTF? Just... WTF?

Happy Halloween, dear MSFTs!

Another Halloween and you're sitting at home by yourself, pulling your pud to weird porn? It's okay, I knew you'd be here. That's why I came prepared.


I can't read the signature and the site I found this on didn't give credit so if you are the artist or know the artist or can read that signature, let me know and I'll give credit where it's due.

Now, go dream of shoving Jackolanterns up a girl's cunt and leave me alone, you pervs; I have trick-or-treating to do.

This woman is supposedly catering to the rape fetish in people, but I have a really hard time believing its rape since 1. she came prepared with her asshole and pussy lubed and pre-stretched, 2. she's moaning like a $2 whore (ironically, how much she was probably paid for this) and 3. she's smiling at her rapists.

This is a seriously light BDSM fuck, despite how hardcore they're trying to make it seem with their masks and kidnapping her.

Have you ever wanted nipples that looked like an entire roll of quarters stacked on top of each other? ....no? Well, have you ever wanted to have sex with a woman who had nipples like that!? ....still no? Well, damn. How about laugh at a woman whose pumped nipples look like that? I'm onto something now, aren't I?

Good, good. Well, this video will show how to do nipple pumping and you can get a good laugh or a good jerk off, whichever. It's up to you.

All I could think after he started with the bizarre anal speculuming was 'oh my God, that woman's peehole is huge!

Does that make me weird? Maybe it makes me jaded. Though you'd think after all those peehole play videos I've seen I wouldn't be affected by large urethras. Maybe it's because hers, along with her whole pussy, looks so dry. It makes me think of someone masturbating completely dry. Why would you do that?! It must hurt so bad!

And why does that fake doctor keep blowing air up her asshole and pussy? What kind of fake gyno exam is this!?

This porn freak, Marcella, takes two cucumbers up her cunt and one guy throwing his cock in the gaping hole alongside them. Poor guy. The cucumbers do not look like they are making her tight enough for it to feel good for him. He might as well just rub his dick on a cucumber and cum on it. It would feel the same.

I waited until after Valentines Day to share these precious desserts because... well it's obviously not Valentines Day desserts that they're using. It is really freaky though and all the leftover Valentines candy I saw at the store made me think about this.

Two late 30's women are dressed up in slutty clothing in childish colors, one of them even looks like that pink haired girl from Lazy Town, and one gets big suckers shoved up her pussy.

Serious pussy stretching going on with candy; I ... never wanted to imagine this at all, but now I do want to laugh at it.

Sorry I haven't posted recently. Life has just been kicking my ass.

Speaking of ass kicking, I'm back with everyone's favorite slut, Belladonna, taking a foot up her... okay it's not quite ass kicking, but that is one stretched vagina and there is definitely a foot involved.

Bonus points for lesbians!

Need more Belladona in your life? I think so.

If female peehole play alone isn't enough for you, I have a very weird BDSM clip for you today. Today we'll be mixing peehole sounding with cervix play and cervix stretching. She has giant piercings, tied to string, holding her floppy pussy lips open, and there's some speculum play with the cervix penetration. This is the same woman from the stretched vagina orgasming video. She is definitely a kinky freak and this is not the last we'll be seeing of her.

I'm pretty sure cervix penetration scars your insides up; I also just can't imagine it feels good. There's a reason having a baby hurts and dilating the cervix takes so long. cervix penetration with speculum holding her open.

A speculum shows the contractions of the cervix while a woman uses a vibrator on her clit. Those pussy lips are being held open by some seriously stretched out vaginal piercings with string tied through them.

I received a request for a bizarre fisting video the other day. I was completely baffled by this request. What on Earth would be more bizarre than fisting normally is? I mean, it's already completely weird and unnatural - vaginas and assholes are not supposed to be that stretched and loose.

Then, I encountered this video and I realized what exactly constitutes bizarre fisting.

Bonus weird fetish points for being a very weird super orgy with weird object insertion, too.

Two nuns sucking off a... priest? And then demonstrating some boring vagina fisting skills. At least the triple anal penetration girl made noise like she was alive... even though we all know sex industry workers are dead inside already.

“For it is the cock of Christ, respect it as you would His own.”

“And why do we need to do vagina fisting, Father?”

“Because Christ has premature ejaculation problems, but wishes the brides of God to practice proper pussy stretching.”

I was going to do a post, and I had planned to do this from the very day I started this blog, about how much I love(d) efukt.com. Don’t get me wrong, I do love it, but I haven’t been there in many, many months now. Why? Maybe because I’ve been busy with this and other things, but I doubt it - because really, who’s too busy for a good laugh; a MSFT always has time to laugh at bad porn. I lost interest because I realized the selection on efukt.com is rather limited and the owner repeats posts very often.

I have yet to resort to doing such a thing, granted this is all still rather young to me. But trust me, with all the weird stuff I’ve seen I don’t think I’ll ever run out of material.

Maybe vegetables in the ass is just too gay for you. Well, that’s definitely a vegetable of some kind in her pussy… wtf is it? I’m not really a veggie girl, though the look of that thing makes me reconsider.

If yesterday's monster ape cock didn't do it for you in the size department, this giant dildo might.

This girl wants to have the biggest orgasm ever. Apparently, “Biggest orgasm possible” translates to “I do not want to ever use my vagina again.” The fake doctors holding her while she fucks the biggest dildo ever are my favorite part of the whole video.

Want to play dress-up and pretend with a real girl instead of a crossdressing plushie yiff-er? Check out these jungle girls. The girls fuck a monster ape cock - that is definitely not Curious George sex - or something… I’m not really sure what I just watched. Was there supposed to be some kind of pretend story there or was it just a random, really badly done forest? I really wasn't aware that men liked watching jungle women get ravaged by monster apes whose dicks are bigger than the girls' bodies; that's going to be a seriously stretched vagina. Learn something new every day.