And the final installment of Sailor Moon and the Seven Ball!

If you watch nothing else of these weird hentai shows you must watch the first few seconds of this episode. It features Sailor Moon going to town on her own cock. That's right autofellatio with Sailor Moon.

What is a guy to do when he can't get a date for Valentines Day? Using an advanced masturbation technique is obviously necessary to ensure the best holiday cheer, but what you really want is a blowjob on Valentines Day.

Creating your own autofellation video is the answer!

This guy doesn't need a Valentines Day date, he can give himself all the love he needs. Stick with the video to the end; I know it's long, but the cumshot boogers about 12 minutes in had me simultaneously gagging and laughing.

Who needs to spend money on a vase or a sex plushie when you can just buy some yoga classes and get the job done yourself?

As a non-penis baring individual I’m not sure if, if I had a penis, I’d be jealous of not being able to do this myself or if I’d find it weird.

As a woman, I’m positive that I wish all men would learn to do this and leave women alone unless they offer such a service - or you paid for it. Your dick is not as tasty as you think.