His costume is comical beyond belief, so this is definitely not going to be jerk material for you yiffy sex and fursuit fans out there, but the rest of us will definitely get a good laugh. If you record your excitement and then the letdown when you see what his costume looks like, I'd appreciate giggling over it.

What? Too mean? Fursuit sex fetish-ists and yiffy fags don't have feelings. Like hookers and strippers.

Now that I've possibly alienated those of you who think I'm serious, when he fingered her with that glove on, it made my vagina hurt for her.

I made today's title specifically for the yiffy porn lovers of the MSFT leagues because I felt bad - not really - about calling you guys fags the other day (once upon a time, that post came before this one. Oops). How dare I malign such a noble group! The fags haven't done anything wrong!

I have never understood the appeal of a man or woman wearing a headband with animal ears on it. How exactly is that sexy? And it's not just the fursuit sex fetish people or the yiffy porn people that like it. Somewhere along the way society told us little girls with animal ears are cute and women with animal ears are sexy.

If someone has some insight into this, let me know.

And in the meantime, you might want to put the Easter eggs out yourself. I'm pretty sure these are the Easter Bunnies getting their tailholes fucked thoroughly. They also keep violating carrots, so if this is your house, you need to throw out the vegetables.

Happy Easter, MSFTs!

Sorry it's been so long since my last post. The holiday season has seen me coming(cumming?) and going quite a bit and I just haven't had time for much else. I come baring Christmas spirit with me today and for the next few days though!

What do you mean spelling Santa in the special cum snow won't make him come...cum faster?

The faster you get here, Santa, the sooner I can put weird stuff like this away.

Men aren't the only one who love blowup dolls. But we've all seen a woman humping a squeaky male blowup doll and it's just not sexy in any way. Actually, this isn't the least bit sexy either, but it is way funnier than your typical blowup dolls videos.

Just to prove one of my previous statements about how 'if it exists, furries are into it', here is a guro hentai - the anime version of snuff films, though they aren't always dead in guro - scene just for you anthro sex lovers.

When anthro horses aren't hung enough, when even sexy anthro whales are too small, become a sexy anthro dinosaur.

When being hung like a sexy anthro horse just isn't enough, you could always turn to whale meat.

Hey, just because I told you how to modify a sex plushie doesn't mean I'm going to tell you how to have sex with an inflatable zebra.

In fact, I'll do you one better and show you a video of how to do it. No, it's not me teaching. This guy is going to teach you, because according to his photo and video library, he's an inflatable sex toy loving expert. Let him share his inflatable-animal loving knowledge with you.

Just a little expansion from yesterday’s unicorn plushie, diaper cross dresser: His explanation for how the toy was made -

just modified a plushie from the big-box-consumer-goods-store down the street with a needle, thread, scissors, and a little extra fabric to make the pocket in the back. then i put a "masterbater" in the pocket and put a strap-on dildo through another little hole i cut and sewed (so it woudn't tear). did it one saturday morning while watching cartoons ;)

Watching cartoons. Do you know your neighbors? Cuz this is a pedophile waiting to happen. I know I watch cartoons every Saturday morning, but you know, I don’t also pretend a unicorn plushie is a baby and breastfeed it before being fucked by it and fucking it in return. Just sayin’.

Need a better and easier to understand explanation for how to rig up your own sex toy plushie?  This how to modify a sex toy plushie article should have you covered.

This is something slightly beyond normal plushie sex - because that alone is just so normal, right? But animatronic ponies aren't really 'plush' and only kind of stuffed. I guess this is a category all its own. I'm just not sure what category that would be.

This is a... nice doesn't seem like the right word. Well this is a double header with a more plushie yiff madness. Doing the fucking is a man in a fursuit - he's a fox, in case you were curious. He yiffies (that's what furries call sex) a variety of different plushies of different shapes, sizes and species. I’ll probably end up with a lot of fursuit sex in here now that I think about it, because if a weird fetish exists, the furries are already all over it.

If you thought only boys have plushie sex then you are dead wrong. This blonde wants to let her carebear show just how much he cares... while she rides the thick strap-on she put on him. Girls yiff plushies too.

I thought I would start with something a little tame; pluhie sex. The only one who really feels violated is the one who watches. Rudolph the Rednosed plushie takes it up the ass for his gay lover in this plushie sex video.

Think Santa knows about what Rudolph does with his free time?