I bought a delicious three-layer cake for all of you for my birthday!

And don't worry about the whole cake fucking thing last year - and if you had some and got sick, you can't say I didn't warn you - but this year I watched the production and I promise, no one fucked this cake.

So go on and have a piece!

Today's post isn't really a weird fetish, so much as I was just really creeped out by the fact that my boyfriend sent me this and said she looked like me. Upon seeing her face my initial reaction was, her hair is similar, but her face is totally different.

Then this chubby BBW stood up and I was floored. This chick has my body! Well, except for how hairy she is; I'm clean-shaven. And maybe the face is slightly similar. You be the judge. That's right, for a limited time only, you will get to see photos of me (not that anyone asked or probably cares).

A girl with pig ears and pig tail butt plug crawling in the mud. This girl isn't even a BBW obese girl, like the last posted big, honkin' pig.

I think whoever came up with the term 'big, beautiful woman' needs to be shot. It no longer refers to women who are just pleasantly plump and look good with a little meat and some huge tits. It now refers to the morbidly obese, like this woman, who uses those flapjack tits to give a facial massage to some man.

She's so fat her tits look like a set of balls hanging off her chest! I’m pretty sure when you’re so fat your nipples point down, you should put down the fucking fork!