Obesity is funny, especially when the person seems to think they are attractive. Not only does this man have an unhealthy fascination with fucking fruit - and his asshole looks like it is seriously messed up - but his flaps of fat on his ass and legs are black and grey. Seriously, how long do you have to sit on your fat ass every day to make your skin look necrotic?

Himekishi Lilia is probably not one of the weirdest hentai shows I have seen, but it covers a huge range of weird sex fetishes including hentai monster sex orgies, brutal incest rape, a girl that turns into a cat, double penetration, triple penetration, tentacle monsters, fisting, cum mountains and well, just go see for yourself.

I think there are six episodes in the whole series, but this is video 5, where it started getting really, really weird.

Learn how to prolapse your own asshole! You are taught how to get a prolapsed vagina if you so desire, too! Because what's sexier than getting a prolapse during sex?

Oh right, not having your vagina or asshole fall out during sex. Or maybe I'm just old-fashioned. Whatever. This tutorial made me laugh my ass off... out?

Oh and watch for the part where the woman sticks her nipple into the other woman's prolapsed vagina like she's fucking it. WTF? Just... WTF?

And this is what all of those self fucking weirdos are trying to get to! This is the ultimate in advanced masturbation techniques; cumming up your own ass!

Keep me updated on your practicing, especially if you injure your penis.

Okay, so you've learned how to shove your dick up your own ass, but how about getting something else up there too? That's what dildos are for!

Actually, doesn't his dick look seriously mashed up? Are they supposed to look like that? As a vagina-owner I'm not sure if that would hurt, but it makes me cringe. Can someone tell me if penises are supposed to do that?

Okay, so autofellatio I thought was the new thing for self love and advanced masturbation techniques, but apparently I was wrong. You can love yourself in a whole new way with this self fuck method!

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I have no Earthly idea what the fuck is going on in this or why he just limp-dick humped this other dude's ass, but it did remind me of Tekken. Porn of Tekken? Live action Tekken porn no less?! If it were Paul Phoenix I might be able to get into it.

Okay, this is more than just a Human Centipede scene, this is the full second movie, known as The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence.

I don't get it. I love horror movies, but this wasn't scary at all. It wasn't even as disgusting as most people kept making it out to be. Sure, there's some blood and the whole idea of ass to mouth centipede people is pretty disgusting, but this movie has absolutely no substance beyond that. It's just really, really boring.

I guess this would feed the needs of a shit fetish person though. Really, that's the only way I could ever imagine someone might find this interesting; they have a shit fetish.

I was going to say this was the start of a Halloween marathon, but seeing as it's not scary, I feel like I'd be lying.

I promised you more videos of Goatse and here it is!

As if the ass stretched out big enough to have a head inserted wasn't freaky enough, this guy has a serious horse bestiality fetish! As do his viewers, as they are now requesting uploads of him fucking an actual stallion. Apparently these weirdos have never heard of Mr. Hands.... or they have and are trying to hurry Goatse's demise.

Whatever. Watch and laugh.

Is this a birthing fetish or anal bizarre fetish? I'm really just horribly confused... and really scared by this. I mean, those things look like real babies to an extent! They're all wrinkly like newborns and covered in Vaseline. If only he'd put red food coloring in the Vaseline it would have looked even more real!

You know what's really been missing from this blog of horrifying and creepy fetishes? Goatse. That's right. We have not yet delved into the horror that is goatse. Even the most committed anus stretching perverts cannot compare with the terror that is goatse's manhole.

So today, I present Kirk J; that's Goatse's real name, in case you didn't know. He's into anus stretching, in case that wasn't painfully, and I mean painfully obvious and urination. Oh and probably bestiality, but we'll delve into that later.

It's the 4th of July again and I thought we MSFTs could celebrate by watching BDSM. Brutal doesn't even cover my thoughts on this when he shoves fireworks up her loose asshole. He's weirdly worried about her comfort for being a dom. He keeps asking if she's okay throughout; hell, as long as there were no burn marks I'd have kept going even if she started crying like a whore. I like fireworks though.

I guess, if you've got the freedom, use it to do the freakiest stuff possible!

I have seen some weird advanced masturbation techniques in my time running this blog. I have also seen some pretty bizarre fisting. Never before have I seen the two combined so seemlessly, except, perhaps, by Max Hardcore (whom I need to introduce you to soon).

This guy actually jerks himself off while fucking her in the ass. That's some serious talent... or creepiness, I'm not really sure.

Previously I showed the second episode of Shinsou no Reijoutachi but I never got around to actually watching the first one. Seriously, as weird as the second one was, I wasn't sure I wanted to watch the first one at all.

This one is way different and focuses on a whole different set of fetishes. I have trouble laughing at the various toilet fetishes, because they're so disgusting, but this was just so over the top I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

"Feed Sachi her food." Talk about a shitting fetish. Who eagerly laps up someone's shit? And how do you avoid getting diseases if you're hooked up to the toilet day and night?

And the final installment of Sailor Moon and the Seven Ball!

If you watch nothing else of these weird hentai shows you must watch the first few seconds of this episode. It features Sailor Moon going to town on her own cock. That's right autofellatio with Sailor Moon.

Finally, the only anime porn that's more popular than Sailor Moon! Dragon Ball Z! This one actually makes me laugh really hard because the cut scenes from the original Dragon Ball Z episodes is put in, along with the music, making this appear like it's canon. In my world, Cell definitely fucked Android 18.

I'm willing to bet it is. There had to be a reason Cell was so willing to wait around for the tournament. He was just basking in the afterglow of an internal anal creampie.

Sadly, instead of the peace-bringing lesbian warfare, you're much more likely to get this kind of situation.

Even though this is a weird rape fetish, hostage scenario, it was interestingly unique right up until the guy uses the shotgun while it's inside the woman's ass.

I guess if you're into anal gaping stretching, this is your movie!

All I could think after he started with the bizarre anal speculuming was 'oh my God, that woman's peehole is huge!

Does that make me weird? Maybe it makes me jaded. Though you'd think after all those peehole play videos I've seen I wouldn't be affected by large urethras. Maybe it's because hers, along with her whole pussy, looks so dry. It makes me think of someone masturbating completely dry. Why would you do that?! It must hurt so bad!

And why does that fake doctor keep blowing air up her asshole and pussy? What kind of fake gyno exam is this!?

While we're on the topic of gaping and stretching asses, let's take a look at this video. I'm not even sure how to categorize it. So... there is anal and bizarre stuff. There you go.

Self-fisting, a speculum with a baseball bat in it, a high heels fetish and more. I don't even know where to begin with this bizarre fisting and insertion video.