You know what's really been missing from this blog of horrifying and creepy fetishes? Goatse. That's right. We have not yet delved into the horror that is goatse. Even the most committed anus stretching perverts cannot compare with the terror that is goatse's manhole.

So today, I present Kirk J; that's Goatse's real name, in case you didn't know. He's into anus stretching, in case that wasn't painfully, and I mean painfully obvious and urination. Oh and probably bestiality, but we'll delve into that later.




He has got to be the most unkinky dirty talk person I have ever seen in my life. "A big penis" is just not something sexy to say.