Okay, this is more than just a Human Centipede scene, this is the full second movie, known as The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence.

I don't get it. I love horror movies, but this wasn't scary at all. It wasn't even as disgusting as most people kept making it out to be. Sure, there's some blood and the whole idea of ass to mouth centipede people is pretty disgusting, but this movie has absolutely no substance beyond that. It's just really, really boring.

I guess this would feed the needs of a shit fetish person though. Really, that's the only way I could ever imagine someone might find this interesting; they have a shit fetish.

I was going to say this was the start of a Halloween marathon, but seeing as it's not scary, I feel like I'd be lying.

You know, people go to really strange lengths to masturbate. I mean, we spend millions on porn and sex toys every year in the world.

And all this time you could have been getting sex toys completely free!

Apparently, to shit fetish people, shit is multipurpose. It not only goes into a toilet bowel, gets eaten or squishes in your pants (seriously, what is wrong with these shit fetish people?), it can be used to masturbate.