I love these spoof pornos. Star Trek porno. The only thing more entertaining is Batman porno, and really, that's just my preference for Batman.

Get your geek on; cum long and procreate.

Even carrots need love.

Okay, this was on Tosh.0. Again, the boyfriend found this; he really has terrible taste and I can't figure out if it's because he's looking for weird porn to jerk to or if he just has bad enough taste to like Tosh.0. I'd really rather he look it up for masturbation purposes.

You know, people go to really strange lengths to masturbate. I mean, we spend millions on porn and sex toys every year in the world.

And all this time you could have been getting sex toys completely free!

Apparently, to shit fetish people, shit is multipurpose. It not only goes into a toilet bowel, gets eaten or squishes in your pants (seriously, what is wrong with these shit fetish people?), it can be used to masturbate.

My boyfriend sent this to me. I really, really hate my boyfriend. Though I guess he was getting me back because I usually test all this material on him - and without warning about what pictures I'm sending. Is it naked pictures of me? Or a woman masturbating with shit?

There is so much weird here, I'm not even sure where to start. So midget, clown, obesity, diaper play, birthday party.

Go!