Happy birthday MSFT,
You're really swell; it's okay.
Been a year to the day.
Take the night off, let's play.
Happy birthday Mystery Sex Fetish Theater! You're a year older, a year raunchier, a year more fucked up and hopefully there will be many more years of laughter, and insanely pricey therapist bills, to come.
When I was little I always loved the movie Aladdin: Return of Jafar. I loved Jafar. I thought he was one of the best bad guys in the world. Best yet, he was powerful.
Even as a kid I was drawn to power and that made Jafar sexy later in my life, especially as a genie.
Guess Jasmine got the memo that power is amazing.
It's just a photo but this is probably one of my favorite Disney sex cartoons I've ever seen. It's classy and amazingly well-drawn.
I will never claim to know what all vaginas in the world look like. As such, as I usually try not to judge vaginas too much, even the ones with disgusting, hanging beef curtains and other weird problems. What's weird to me, is probably sexy to someone else.
But this thing, this... horrible vagina that looks like a cunt pumping monstrosity, except that it's not pumped, is ... horrible. I keep expecting it to open up and have teeth!
This woman is supposedly catering to the rape fetish in people, but I have a really hard time believing its rape since 1. she came prepared with her asshole and pussy lubed and pre-stretched, 2. she's moaning like a $2 whore (ironically, how much she was probably paid for this) and 3. she's smiling at her rapists.
This is a seriously light BDSM fuck, despite how hardcore they're trying to make it seem with their masks and kidnapping her.
I have seen some weird advanced masturbation techniques in my time running this blog. I have also seen some pretty bizarre fisting. Never before have I seen the two combined so seemlessly, except, perhaps, by Max Hardcore (whom I need to introduce you to soon).
This guy actually jerks himself off while fucking her in the ass. That's some serious talent... or creepiness, I'm not really sure.
His costume is comical beyond belief, so this is definitely not going to be jerk material for you yiffy sex and fursuit fans out there, but the rest of us will definitely get a good laugh. If you record your excitement and then the letdown when you see what his costume looks like, I'd appreciate giggling over it.
What? Too mean? Fursuit sex fetish-ists and yiffy fags don't have feelings. Like hookers and strippers.
Now that I've possibly alienated those of you who think I'm serious, when he fingered her with that glove on, it made my vagina hurt for her.
This is a musical, pornographic rendition of Alice in Wonderland. Yes, musical version. And the singing is actually good; like someone put a lot of thought into these songs and the actors sing well. I kept forgetting this was a porno until some weird sex scene showed up, like getting licked dry by cat people. I want to do movies like this; I have never thought of being a porn actress - mostly just a stripper - but this movie and this director, who is obviously pure awesome, make me wanna do porn.
Previously I showed the second episode of Shinsou no Reijoutachi but I never got around to actually watching the first one. Seriously, as weird as the second one was, I wasn't sure I wanted to watch the first one at all.
This one is way different and focuses on a whole different set of fetishes. I have trouble laughing at the various toilet fetishes, because they're so disgusting, but this was just so over the top I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.
"Feed Sachi her food." Talk about a shitting fetish. Who eagerly laps up someone's shit? And how do you avoid getting diseases if you're hooked up to the toilet day and night?
People who masturbate on video without actually doing anything are obviously never going to make it onto this site. So why on earth, you may ask, am I posting what looks like some regular dude jerking off with a mask on?
Well, play the video and you'll see. As I do not have a penis, I'm not sure if this is something that's difficult to accomplish, if every guy does it at least once in his life, or what, but this made me laugh so damn hard just because all those streams of cum are slapping him right in the face. Good thing he wore the mask, right?
I just had to come back to Massage Bait one more time. I found this video when I was looking through their content and it just left me scratching my head because during the regular part of the massage, this hairy bear has a raging boner.
My immediate thought was, "How do you handle that during a real massage?" It's bound to happen, right? (Yet another reason I am a proud owner of a vagina). So do you just lay there and pretend it's not happening? And as the massage therapist what do you do? Hopefully not spread massage oil all over it like in this massage fetish video, but hey, let me know!
After the armpit sniffing gay massage video yesterday, I thought I would introduce the armpit fetish to this site. I realize I have somehow never actually done that. But because sniffing armpits just isn't weird enough, I went for a doozy. This dude has some seriously pumped nipples and gets an awkward armpit fuck from his boyfriend.
Okay, once again I have returned. I swear I'm going to get my act together. I've just had a few clusterfuck of life events happen and well, I'm the only one running this so it suffers when I do. But, I come with a video.
Wait, what the hell? That's just gay sex! How is that weird?! Seriously? Weeks behind in posting and this is what you offer?