Happy birthday MSFT,
You're really swell; it's okay.
Been a year to the day.
Take the night off, let's play.

Happy birthday Mystery Sex Fetish Theater! You're a year older, a year raunchier, a year more fucked up and hopefully there will be many more years of laughter, and insanely pricey therapist bills, to come.

When I was little I always loved the movie Aladdin: Return of Jafar. I loved Jafar. I thought he was one of the best bad guys in the world. Best yet, he was powerful.

Even as a kid I was drawn to power and that made Jafar sexy later in my life, especially as a genie.

Guess Jasmine got the memo that power is amazing.

It's just a photo but this is probably one of my favorite Disney sex cartoons I've ever seen. It's classy and amazingly well-drawn.

I will never claim to know what all vaginas in the world look like. As such, as I usually try not to judge vaginas too much, even the ones with disgusting, hanging beef curtains and other weird problems. What's weird to me, is probably sexy to someone else.

But this thing, this... horrible vagina that looks like a cunt pumping monstrosity, except that it's not pumped, is ... horrible. I keep expecting it to open up and have teeth!

That's a huge bitch!

This woman is supposedly catering to the rape fetish in people, but I have a really hard time believing its rape since 1. she came prepared with her asshole and pussy lubed and pre-stretched, 2. she's moaning like a $2 whore (ironically, how much she was probably paid for this) and 3. she's smiling at her rapists.

This is a seriously light BDSM fuck, despite how hardcore they're trying to make it seem with their masks and kidnapping her.