Once upon a time, I mentioned Avatar porn, and today, I deliver! This time I really am talking about the big blue monsters that fuck with their hair.

Sadly, they aren't fucking with their hair. What the hell?! So not canon!

Sadly, other than them being painted rather well to look like the people from Avatar, this was really boring. I say again, if you make porn boring, stop making porn!



If you want to fuck an Avatar chick, you can do so without all the body paint with this alien Fleshlight or, if you feel adventurous, or just short on money, try this blow up alien sex doll.