I think ear cleaning - Asian style, where they have hard ear wax and use ear picks - is the newest type of porn. Just look at him having an orgasm - eargasm? - around 2:40.

Not convinced that guy was eargasming from his ear cleaning? Watch this clip from the movie Bonten and see how these women squirm and moan while their ears are cleaned. Personally, I'd be afraid of a ruptured eardrum from all that movement. Being a screamer and shaker would be as bad for eargasms as it is for small, thin-walled apartments.




Personally, I really enjoy watching ear picking videos - like the one right above; just watching makes my skin tingle and my ears feel good. I almost want to have this done, but I have a fear that it won’t be nearly as good as I think it will be - and I don’t think I could ever have an eargasm like the Vegeta wannabe in ニコから.



For the record, that girl in the Dragon Ball Z wannabe video needs blue hair to complete the Dragon Ball Z fantasy; just sayin’. She’s also having far too hard of a time playing along with the fantasy, not that I can say I blame her. The guy would have had a punctured eardrum from me rolling about laughing at him.