A penny is a lot more than the average Joe will make for their dirty thoughts. Unless you’re actively producing or making pornography/erotica or running a sex hotline, then you are probably keeping your thoughts to yourself or sharing them with others for free.

Wouldn’t it be better to get paid for your filthy knowledge?

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It's the 4th of July again and I thought we MSFTs could celebrate by watching BDSM. Brutal doesn't even cover my thoughts on this when he shoves fireworks up her loose asshole. He's weirdly worried about her comfort for being a dom. He keeps asking if she's okay throughout; hell, as long as there were no burn marks I'd have kept going even if she started crying like a whore. I like fireworks though.

I guess, if you've got the freedom, use it to do the freakiest stuff possible!

As promised last week, I thought I would give you a break from all the vagina massaging and show a few cock shots. So here you go!

Is she a virgin? Yeah, I seriously doubt it. Is she on the rag? Most definitely!

I guess if you have a serious blood fetish this might do it for you. Me, personally, it put me off having sex while I'm on my period, that's for sure.

This is almost like penis guro or something in real life. It's like the skin is being stripped off of his dick and he's slowly bleeding out. Funny story about that; my dad said that happened to him the first time he screwed my mom (yeah, I know way more about my parents than I should).

Wait, more yoni tantra massage? This just seems unfair! Why aren't any cocks getting massaged?!

In due time, young grasshopper, in due time.

Also, I have been doing research for a book I am writing and it involves a great deal of tantra. The yoni tantra massage was the first thing I introduced. I've expanded my video finds so there will be more tantrasex and nude massages to come.