People who masturbate on video without actually doing anything are obviously never going to make it onto this site. So why on earth, you may ask, am I posting what looks like some regular dude jerking off with a mask on?

Well, play the video and you'll see. As I do not have a penis, I'm not sure if this is something that's difficult to accomplish, if every guy does it at least once in his life, or what, but this made me laugh so damn hard just because all those streams of cum are slapping him right in the face. Good thing he wore the mask, right?




Or did the mask make it worse and trap all the jizz right beneath it?