I wonder if this guy realizes that fucking a real sex doll with a fuck machine isn't going to do anyone any good.

These Japanese love doll/real doll toys look pretty realistic, but they're not, right? I mean, they're really not, right? There's not an adult version of Toy Story out there, is there?

And this is what all of those self fucking weirdos are trying to get to! This is the ultimate in advanced masturbation techniques; cumming up your own ass!

Keep me updated on your practicing, especially if you injure your penis.

Okay, so you've learned how to shove your dick up your own ass, but how about getting something else up there too? That's what dildos are for!

Actually, doesn't his dick look seriously mashed up? Are they supposed to look like that? As a vagina-owner I'm not sure if that would hurt, but it makes me cringe. Can someone tell me if penises are supposed to do that?

Okay, so autofellatio I thought was the new thing for self love and advanced masturbation techniques, but apparently I was wrong. You can love yourself in a whole new way with this self fuck method!