I know I’ve been missing posting for quite a few days now. I did come out of my Internet coma to post for Easter though, so I should get a cookie for that. Basically, I haven’t been online at all for the last couple weeks. I got Dragon Age 2 and it’s been eating up my time.

I come baring an after Easter gift. Really, I'm like that honey glazed ham in the fridge, I just keep giving even after the holiday has passed. And this Zombie Christ movie is about on par with a lackluster ham sandwich, so enjoy! I recommend getting some of that leftover ham and enjoying them both together.

This is softcore porn by the uncreatively named, Bill Zebub. Okay, maybe it's not creative, but it did make me giggle more than Lucifer Valentine.

Note: If you're a morally upright Christian (what the Hell are you doing on this site then, liar, liar pants on fire?) then you should definitely watch this and then send me hate mail! I love hate mail and I haven't received any in a few weeks.

I made today's title specifically for the yiffy porn lovers of the MSFT leagues because I felt bad - not really - about calling you guys fags the other day (once upon a time, that post came before this one. Oops). How dare I malign such a noble group! The fags haven't done anything wrong!

I have never understood the appeal of a man or woman wearing a headband with animal ears on it. How exactly is that sexy? And it's not just the fursuit sex fetish people or the yiffy porn people that like it. Somewhere along the way society told us little girls with animal ears are cute and women with animal ears are sexy.

If someone has some insight into this, let me know.

And in the meantime, you might want to put the Easter eggs out yourself. I'm pretty sure these are the Easter Bunnies getting their tailholes fucked thoroughly. They also keep violating carrots, so if this is your house, you need to throw out the vegetables.

Happy Easter, MSFTs!

And the final installment of Sailor Moon and the Seven Ball!

If you watch nothing else of these weird hentai shows you must watch the first few seconds of this episode. It features Sailor Moon going to town on her own cock. That's right autofellatio with Sailor Moon.

A teenager - legal, but still a teenager - in a Pokemon costume masturbates. Does this count as cosplay? I mean, am I supposed to believe she's a female Pikachu masturbating? Or am I supposed to believe that she's a child who still watches Pokemon and is masturbating. Both options are incredibly creepy, but one is bordering on illegal.

I think I'll stick with old women pretending to be teenage Sailor Moon. I don't feel so squicky about that.

I mean Avatar the Last Air Bender, not Avatar with the giant, blue monsters that have sex with their hair. Though I will probably do a bunch of videos and pictures of that at some point too. For now, lolicon with the Avatar cartoon characters will be enough.

Because I know you've been waiting for it, here is episode 2 of the Sailor Moon and the 7 Balls hentai. The poor animation just seems to get worse as does the weirdness of this hentai.

Finally, the only anime porn that's more popular than Sailor Moon! Dragon Ball Z! This one actually makes me laugh really hard because the cut scenes from the original Dragon Ball Z episodes is put in, along with the music, making this appear like it's canon. In my world, Cell definitely fucked Android 18.

I'm willing to bet it is. There had to be a reason Cell was so willing to wait around for the tournament. He was just basking in the afterglow of an internal anal creampie.

I rate Japanese video games, especially those long RPGs, very closely with anime. And Final Fantasy was a big part of my childhood, just as much, if not more so, than anime like Dragon Ball Z.

If you ever thought there was something gay going on between Seifer and Squall - like I did - then you were wrong. The abundance of gay fetish pics in the Final Fantasy world prove that; I have only seen a couple with Seifer and Squall together, whereas this pairing seems to be the most popular.

I remember downloading this movie a long time ago. It was marked as an actual episode of Sailor Moon and boy was I surprised when I turned it on to find this. I guess that was my lesson learned for pirating bad anime.

This is episode one of the Sailor Moon and the Seven Balls hentai. There are way more than seven balls in this weird hentai, I assure you. As everyone has a set of balls; there are very few vaginas that didn't have a penis growing out of them.