Some may not consider peehole stretching to be cock torture, but I would, so to continue the theme, let's watch this stomp fetish video of a cock being trampled in Nike 90’s. Apparently the shoe type is as important as the cock being stepped on because that's actually part of the video title. How very very weird.

Now that we've gotten sounding down and you know how to electrocute your dick while getting off, how about we really stretch that urethra out? Try not one sounding rod, but two!

So now we're all set on this peehole sounding thing and you've probably run out and bought a sounding rod to get started stretching your urethra. No? Well, you probably did watch the sounding rod video so the next step is to watch electro stimulation sounding.

So after posting Hot and Cold, Mostly Hot, aka hot wax in urethra, I discovered that the virus scanner Trend Micro has Tube8.com marked as a threat and has the entire site blocked off. I submitted to have it unblocked, but apparently other people have as well and Trend Micro just doesn't care.

Want to know a good way around it? Download and use Firefox web browser instead. Tube8.com worked just fine for me even while Trend Micro was running its live-scan so if you had trouble accessing the Hot and Cold video, give it another shot using Firefox.

But hey, pervs and MSFTs - I rather like that as the shorthand of Mystery Sex Fetish Theater's regular viewers - let's overload Trend Micro with requests to unblock Tube8.com! If nothing else, we'll know we annoyed the hell out of them - I'm sure that's a fetish somewhere.

Okay, so you're not quite ready to put worms or hot wax down your dick hole? That's okay, they make rods specifically for gaping that pisshole. They're called sounding rods and stretching the peehole is called sounding. Give it a watch.

Watch this guy pour hot wax in his dick hole and squeeze it out. Other random cock abuse follows.

Out of this whole video the only thing I want to know about is, was that tobacco chew shooting out at the end?

My brain hurts just thinking about it.

If hot wax doesn't do it for you, watch this guy cum a worm.

So yesterday I featured cocks shooting huge cumshots of warm, plain yogurt. If you thought that was wild, check out this video.

These huge monster cocks aren't anything like yesterday's, but they have a brand new skill. They actually cum.

Man I hate when giant, rubber dicks shoot yogurt all over me. But I guess if I was making money like a pornstar, I might not mind.

If yesterday's monster ape cock didn't do it for you in the size department, this giant dildo might.

This girl wants to have the biggest orgasm ever. Apparently, “Biggest orgasm possible” translates to “I do not want to ever use my vagina again.” The fake doctors holding her while she fucks the biggest dildo ever are my favorite part of the whole video.

Want to play dress-up and pretend with a real girl instead of a crossdressing plushie yiff-er? Check out these jungle girls. The girls fuck a monster ape cock - that is definitely not Curious George sex - or something… I’m not really sure what I just watched. Was there supposed to be some kind of pretend story there or was it just a random, really badly done forest? I really wasn't aware that men liked watching jungle women get ravaged by monster apes whose dicks are bigger than the girls' bodies; that's going to be a seriously stretched vagina. Learn something new every day.

Just a little expansion from yesterday’s unicorn plushie, diaper cross dresser: His explanation for how the toy was made -

just modified a plushie from the big-box-consumer-goods-store down the street with a needle, thread, scissors, and a little extra fabric to make the pocket in the back. then i put a "masterbater" in the pocket and put a strap-on dildo through another little hole i cut and sewed (so it woudn't tear). did it one saturday morning while watching cartoons ;)

Watching cartoons. Do you know your neighbors? Cuz this is a pedophile waiting to happen. I know I watch cartoons every Saturday morning, but you know, I don’t also pretend a unicorn plushie is a baby and breastfeed it before being fucked by it and fucking it in return. Just sayin’.

Need a better and easier to understand explanation for how to rig up your own sex toy plushie?  This how to modify a sex toy plushie article should have you covered.

Is animatronic horse fucking while wearing a fursuit head too normal for you? Then let's give this video a try.

This video is 24 minutes long so if you want the full effect, be ready for a sit-in. While we watch, let's count the number of fetishes this guy pulls off in just a 24 minute span.

This is something slightly beyond normal plushie sex - because that alone is just so normal, right? But animatronic ponies aren't really 'plush' and only kind of stuffed. I guess this is a category all its own. I'm just not sure what category that would be.

So now that you know how to modify a sex plushie, where are you going to find the right equipment to make for a fun time? Well, that depends on if you're looking for a cock on your plushie or a pussy/asshole. Hell, you could even go for a mouth if you want to modify the mouth area. Get creative with these site suggestions for purchases!

For animal penises, whether realitic, fantasy or just plain weird looking, try Bad Dragon or Pink Cherry, commonly referred to just as Zeta Toys. Each site hosts a variety of realistic animal dildos ranging from dogs to dolphins, as well as fantasy creatures such as dragons and gryphons. Bad Dragon even has cores inserted into some of their larger sizes so that you can make the dildo cum right along with you. How's that for a fun ride with your plushie? Just find the dildo that fits your plushie species or find the one that you like the shape of most.

And what if you want a pussy or asshole for your plushie lover? Well, Bad Dragon also has a Fleshlight style dragoness pussy, but in truth, you'd probably be better off just buying a Fleshlight sleeve and placing that into the modified plushie. With all the variations of textures you're sure to find one you prefer. And hey, if you want a particular pussy lip shape you can try Fleshlight Girls' sleeves which are made based on a number of different porn stars. Personally, I think all those vaginas are seriously messed up; if I wanted a fantasy, I wouldn't want what looks to be gang bang wear and tear on the pussy lips. But to each their own. Maybe your plushie is a whore and you want her to know it.

This is a... nice doesn't seem like the right word. Well this is a double header with a more plushie yiff madness. Doing the fucking is a man in a fursuit - he's a fox, in case you were curious. He yiffies (that's what furries call sex) a variety of different plushies of different shapes, sizes and species. I’ll probably end up with a lot of fursuit sex in here now that I think about it, because if a weird fetish exists, the furries are already all over it.

A female sex plushie or a gay sex plushie just wouldn't seem right if s/he was only good for humping and rubbing on. Oh, you might enjoy that for a while, but soon, you'll want to actually fuck her/him - and videos like this gay plushie being fucked will only encourage you. Thankfully, modifications are easy if you have even a little sewing ability. Can you patch a torn shirt seam? Then you can modify your female or gay love doll.

If you thought only boys have plushie sex then you are dead wrong. This blonde wants to let her carebear show just how much he cares... while she rides the thick strap-on she put on him. Girls yiff plushies too.