4:45 PM
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I'm amazed in that way you can be amazed by really, really disgusting things that shouldn't even be possible; you know, like when a guy can do
autofellatio.
You don't see many women into peehole play, but even fewer that stretch to that particular width. Holy fuck... and I mean that in a 'I cringed but couldn't look away' kind of way.
Enjoy.
4:35 PM
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Learn how to prolapse your own asshole! You are taught how to get a prolapsed vagina if you so desire, too! Because what's sexier than getting a prolapse during sex?
Oh right, not having your vagina or asshole fall out during sex. Or maybe I'm just old-fashioned. Whatever. This tutorial made me laugh my ass off... out?
Oh and watch for the part where the woman sticks her nipple into the other woman's prolapsed vagina like she's fucking it. WTF? Just... WTF?
4:28 PM
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I don't usually care much for sex toys, but this
fetish fantasy inflatable sex machine looks freaking awesome!
I've seen tons of fuck machines online, but they always look less than safe and some even strike me as hazards because of how they're made with no cushioning and gears and metal bits and bobs sticking out. This thing looks amazing though.
I'm going to consider investing in one.
5:05 PM
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I wonder if this guy realizes that fucking a
real sex doll with a
fuck machine isn't going to do anyone any good.
These Japanese love doll/real doll toys look pretty realistic, but they're not, right? I mean, they're really not, right? There's not an adult version of Toy Story out there, is there?