Happy Halloween MSFTs

So it seems Starfire from Teen Titans is getting into the Halloween spirit. She's just trying to find a few people to come to the party tonight. Think you can cum?


As funny as the image is, those tits are looking really saggy.

I am tempted to do this as a Halloween costume though. Who thinks I should!?

Pre-Halloween Xmen Porn

Here at Mystery Sex Fetish Theater, we love Halloween. No other night of the year can you dress up as your darkest desires and hide the fact that it's your fantasy. Always dreamed you were a monster sent to ravage and rape women? You can do it on Halloween - minus the real raping, but hey, enough women get drunk on Halloween you could probably have a damn good time.

Always wanted to be an Xmen porn character like Wolverine? Well you probably won't look like him, but suck in that gut, put on some yellow spandex and try anyway! The redhead you find to be Jean Grey probably won't mind.

Weird Hentai Live Action

No longer must you settle for weird hentai tentacle monsters that are poorly drawn, you can have poorly costumed ones in real life! She even fights back with a sword in true, lame, faux action girl style, like all the weird hentai girls before her.

I think this counts as tentacle monster vore, too, because it looks like she's inside of something while being tentacle raped. ....what do you mean intestines don't have penises?

World of Whorecraft Super Orgy

World of Whorecraft dwarf, blood elf and human orgy. What no… backward leg things? What are those things called? The ones with tentacles on their faces and hooves. They always get left out of the alliance orgies! I think I’m jaded, because I got bored during this orgy. The orgy was actually as boring as the story in the second World of Whorecraft episode.

Yeti Sex

Evelyn fucks a yeti in this really weird costume video. Screw sparkly vampires, World of Warcraft porn trolls, and werewolves, yetis are what all the cute porn stars want to fuck!

World of Warcraft Porn Live Action

World of Whorecraft troll masturbating - is it just me or does she look like a green version of the pig girl? - undead guy getting dick sucked - does that make her a necrophiliac? - and then fucking a succubus - who looks like she has a tail stump. Unlike pig girl, that troll can probably find your truffle.

I know this is just spoof porn but come on! I can do better makeup than this. I have no idea what the story is. I stopped paying attention and just scrolled to the sex scenes after episode 2.

Not BBW Obese Pig Girl

A girl with pig ears and pig tail butt plug crawling in the mud. This girl isn't even a BBW obese girl, like the last posted big, honkin' pig.

BBW Obese

I think whoever came up with the term 'big, beautiful woman' needs to be shot. It no longer refers to women who are just pleasantly plump and look good with a little meat and some huge tits. It now refers to the morbidly obese, like this woman, who uses those flapjack tits to give a facial massage to some man.

She's so fat her tits look like a set of balls hanging off her chest! I’m pretty sure when you’re so fat your nipples point down, you should put down the fucking fork!

How to Clean Vaginal Piercings

If you went through with getting female vaginal piercings like the super fisting video woman, and chose to use them like the orgasming cervix woman, then cleaning them is going to be of the utmost importance. Don't want to be catching any diseases from all those lubricants you're using... or other fluids that are probably filling in the scab-ridden holes - and I'm referring to the piercing hole, not your loose pussy.

Stretched Vagina Orgasming

A speculum shows the contractions of the cervix while a woman uses a vibrator on her clit. Those pussy lips are being held open by some seriously stretched out vaginal piercings with string tied through them.

Getting a Female Vaginal Piercing

Contrary to this subspacing, BDSM brutal piercing play, this is not how you actually get a female vaginal piercing. It's usually much faster and, sadly, there's not a vibrator involved. Maybe they should start adding that. While on the verge of orgasm they pierce you. You'd come down off the near-orgasm pretty fast, but the pain might be dulled.

Hm... it might make it worse too though since some people get so sensitive the closer they get. What a conundrum. Someone experiment with that for me and let me know how it works.

BDSM Needle Play and Vaginal Piercing

Hey, I have that same massager! What do you mean she has needles sticking out of her pussy, tits, face and mouth? I hadn’t noticed. This is some serious BDSM needle play. Brutal and a little bloody. Don't worry, she's not high, she's actually in 'subspace' which is what BDSM brutal lovers go into when they are really getting off on the pain.

I like body piercing, female genital piercings are fucking sexy, but this... Ick.

And why is it fat girls in porn wear those half corsets? Those only make you look fatter, you know.

Decide on Female Vaginal Piercings

Do you want some female vaginal piercings like the woman doing this super fisting? Don't worry, the vaginal piercings won't make your asshole that loose, but if you get that many outer labia genital piercings it will probably make your pussy lips sag. If you want a female genital piercing, you have to decide where to get it first.

Super Fisting

Yet another level on the bizarre fisting circuit. Double anal or vagina fisting isn't all that weird considering some of the things I've shown, but the piercings on this pussy are gnarly! They are enough to make this double anal super fisting really weird.

Bizarre Fisting Super Orgy

I received a request for a bizarre fisting video the other day. I was completely baffled by this request. What on Earth would be more bizarre than fisting normally is? I mean, it's already completely weird and unnatural - vaginas and assholes are not supposed to be that stretched and loose.

Then, I encountered this video and I realized what exactly constitutes bizarre fisting.

Bonus weird fetish points for being a very weird super orgy with weird object insertion, too.

Vagina Fisting by Nuns

Two nuns sucking off a... priest? And then demonstrating some boring vagina fisting skills. At least the triple anal penetration girl made noise like she was alive... even though we all know sex industry workers are dead inside already.

“For it is the cock of Christ, respect it as you would His own.”

“And why do we need to do vagina fisting, Father?”

“Because Christ has premature ejaculation problems, but wishes the brides of God to practice proper pussy stretching.”

eFukt Stretched Vagina Fisting

I was going to do a post, and I had planned to do this from the very day I started this blog, about how much I love(d) efukt.com. Don’t get me wrong, I do love it, but I haven’t been there in many, many months now. Why? Maybe because I’ve been busy with this and other things, but I doubt it - because really, who’s too busy for a good laugh; a MSFT always has time to laugh at bad porn. I lost interest because I realized the selection on efukt.com is rather limited and the owner repeats posts very often.

I have yet to resort to doing such a thing, granted this is all still rather young to me. But trust me, with all the weird stuff I’ve seen I don’t think I’ll ever run out of material.

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